🐸 Lugree 🐸
@lugree.bsky.social
Come for the despair. Stay for the typos.
Found my spirit animal.
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Found my spirit animal.
While everyone is posting about head in hands guy, I’m way more keyed into Col Lockjaw here.
September 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
While everyone is posting about head in hands guy, I’m way more keyed into Col Lockjaw here.
Um, not to be a buzzkill Bluesky, but isn’t this the LITERAL definition of a “strongly worded letter”?
Absent action, whatevs.
Absent action, whatevs.
September 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Um, not to be a buzzkill Bluesky, but isn’t this the LITERAL definition of a “strongly worded letter”?
Absent action, whatevs.
Absent action, whatevs.
This f’ing framing sure gonna make it so. It makes my blood boil.
Why does the press insist on taking the perspective of repeated, proven liars?
It’s maddening.
Why does the press insist on taking the perspective of repeated, proven liars?
It’s maddening.
September 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This f’ing framing sure gonna make it so. It makes my blood boil.
Why does the press insist on taking the perspective of repeated, proven liars?
It’s maddening.
Why does the press insist on taking the perspective of repeated, proven liars?
It’s maddening.
So I assume he got the answer he wanted?
September 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
So I assume he got the answer he wanted?
Area Man so gullible he fell for every f’ing conspiracy from past two decades disapproves of new conspiracy.
June 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Area Man so gullible he fell for every f’ing conspiracy from past two decades disapproves of new conspiracy.
Kind of amazing that the oligarch contributing to the situation of making us all depressed is messaging antidepressants.
June 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Kind of amazing that the oligarch contributing to the situation of making us all depressed is messaging antidepressants.
Not for nothing, but while you were scolding me, this is what the GOP was pumping out to their fan base
June 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Not for nothing, but while you were scolding me, this is what the GOP was pumping out to their fan base
The GOP is a terrorist organization.
June 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The GOP is a terrorist organization.
Ummmm … I’m sorry you can’t masturbate to Taylor Swift anymore sir?
May 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Ummmm … I’m sorry you can’t masturbate to Taylor Swift anymore sir?
When you can’t solve real problems, you invent fake ones.
April 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
When you can’t solve real problems, you invent fake ones.
Bold editorial choice that @thehill.com decided to forego a picture of the cancelled product and went with a photo of Trump instead.
April 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Bold editorial choice that @thehill.com decided to forego a picture of the cancelled product and went with a photo of Trump instead.
Do you know how hard you need to fuck up to get an American off the couch?
Good job, New York.
Good job, New York.
April 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Do you know how hard you need to fuck up to get an American off the couch?
Good job, New York.
Good job, New York.
Airplanes.
Teslas.
NATO.
Coequal branches of government.
The stock market.
Is there anything these two idiots can’t crash and burn?
Teslas.
NATO.
Coequal branches of government.
The stock market.
Is there anything these two idiots can’t crash and burn?
April 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Airplanes.
Teslas.
NATO.
Coequal branches of government.
The stock market.
Is there anything these two idiots can’t crash and burn?
Teslas.
NATO.
Coequal branches of government.
The stock market.
Is there anything these two idiots can’t crash and burn?
bUt MoRE deMoCrATS wiLL dEstRoY thE sTrONGEsT ecONOmy on eArtH*
(*that democrats created in the first place)
(*that democrats created in the first place)
April 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
bUt MoRE deMoCrATS wiLL dEstRoY thE sTrONGEsT ecONOmy on eArtH*
(*that democrats created in the first place)
(*that democrats created in the first place)
It’s a party of cowards.
They live in fear of Putin. They live in fear of a game show host. They live in fear of their constituents. They live in fear of differing opinions. They live in fear of science.
For as long as I’ve been alive all they’ve done is punch down to make themselves feel big.
They live in fear of Putin. They live in fear of a game show host. They live in fear of their constituents. They live in fear of differing opinions. They live in fear of science.
For as long as I’ve been alive all they’ve done is punch down to make themselves feel big.
March 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It’s a party of cowards.
They live in fear of Putin. They live in fear of a game show host. They live in fear of their constituents. They live in fear of differing opinions. They live in fear of science.
For as long as I’ve been alive all they’ve done is punch down to make themselves feel big.
They live in fear of Putin. They live in fear of a game show host. They live in fear of their constituents. They live in fear of differing opinions. They live in fear of science.
For as long as I’ve been alive all they’ve done is punch down to make themselves feel big.
Who the fuck does this sopping cheese doodle think he is to lecture Zelenskyi on being a “tough guy” around Putin?
February 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Who the fuck does this sopping cheese doodle think he is to lecture Zelenskyi on being a “tough guy” around Putin?
Don’t forget: without GOP complacency Trump couldn’t do shit.
February 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Don’t forget: without GOP complacency Trump couldn’t do shit.
“You were lied to and this makes you less safe” is not a f’ing hard point to make Dems.
Everything ties back to that simple thing.
It takes the blame off the voter. It puts it on Trump.
Why is this hard @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social ?
Everything ties back to that simple thing.
It takes the blame off the voter. It puts it on Trump.
Why is this hard @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social ?
February 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“You were lied to and this makes you less safe” is not a f’ing hard point to make Dems.
Everything ties back to that simple thing.
It takes the blame off the voter. It puts it on Trump.
Why is this hard @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social ?
Everything ties back to that simple thing.
It takes the blame off the voter. It puts it on Trump.
Why is this hard @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social ?
We all saw what treason looks and sounds like. Now we know what it smells like, too.
December 7, 2024 at 2:50 PM
We all saw what treason looks and sounds like. Now we know what it smells like, too.
Decided to not run for Sec Def today. But there’s always tomorrow.
December 6, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Decided to not run for Sec Def today. But there’s always tomorrow.