Just so I understand this thoroughly, it is okay for a bloated, orange asshole to call people names and spout bigoted bullshit; however, diplomats have to use Times New Roman font because it “present[s] a unified, professional voice in…communications”? Oh irony, how thy name is the US government.

Pumpkins in the Dark!

What did Henry II say about Thomas Becket? Very much that these days.

Learn to juggle, friends! 😂

Is anyone taking bets on how long Maxwell will last in the new jail? It seems like she’s being set up for the same fate as Epstein.

The opening of “Homicide: Life on the Street” Season 5, Episode 22 Strangers and Other Partners isn’t the same without Soul Coughing’s “Super Bon Bon.” Why the change? Thank f’ck I have the DVDs!

What did Henry II say about Thomas Becket? Very much that these days.

Although I just reposted the previous, note that this fully applies to me.

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#asexual #internationalasexualityday #ace

#GVerse 🏳️‍🌈💙🇺🇸

Government employees should call Elon Musk "Daddy" so he'll ignore them

The only people who have a problem with “woke” culture are the asshats being held to account for their asshaterishness.

As far as I can tell, the only problem with “woke” culture is that it holds people accountable for being asshats.

I'm going to need noise canceling headsets for the next 4 years.

All the little duckies in the pond say #sportsracer for life!

Howdy all! I’m unsure about starting another social media account. It might be better to go back to a life without them.