Ludlow Mortimer
@ludlowmortimer.bsky.social
I have an unpleasant habit. It's called 'thinking'.
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Yes, curious indeed. All a bit like pulling up the drawbridge after you've crossed to safety. You'd think they'd know better.
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Yes, curious indeed. All a bit like pulling up the drawbridge after you've crossed to safety. You'd think they'd know better.
We live in hope that the dishonourable member will remember to take the Chilterns on his way out the door.
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
We live in hope that the dishonourable member will remember to take the Chilterns on his way out the door.
Honestly, can't they just swill a pint back like Nige?
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Honestly, can't they just swill a pint back like Nige?
If it keeps her off the Social over here, so be it. Grifters gotta grift and there's probably a good number of MAGA women willing to throw coin into her tin.
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 AM
If it keeps her off the Social over here, so be it. Grifters gotta grift and there's probably a good number of MAGA women willing to throw coin into her tin.
Err ... grift?
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Err ... grift?
Dogs can be trained and disciplined, cats however are a law unto themselves.
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Dogs can be trained and disciplined, cats however are a law unto themselves.
I await with bated breath. I'm on Team Coco.
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I await with bated breath. I'm on Team Coco.
Thanks for the insight into how this works in practice, and good luck.
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Thanks for the insight into how this works in practice, and good luck.
OMG, I have to know the outcome! I have my own neighbourhood cat drama but it doesn't hold a candle to this – property values alone.
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
OMG, I have to know the outcome! I have my own neighbourhood cat drama but it doesn't hold a candle to this – property values alone.
what has Stevenage ever done to deserve this?
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
what has Stevenage ever done to deserve this?
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Andy Burnham has never been *out* of the Labour party, but let's not let fact checking slow down our posting speed.
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Andy Burnham has never been *out* of the Labour party, but let's not let fact checking slow down our posting speed.
Speechless. Didn't she once protest outside a Sainsbury's over Palestinian rights?
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Speechless. Didn't she once protest outside a Sainsbury's over Palestinian rights?
That's way too sensible and cerebral, Mark.
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
That's way too sensible and cerebral, Mark.