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dan
@ludibrium.bsky.social
he/him • dev in public ed 👨🏻‍💻
jeff probst gets a full-body rush from seeing something happen and then extolling survivor for being the setting where it happened
March 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
hazelnut coffee creamer and buttered popcorn jellybean is the same flavor
March 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
big things going on in the mandela effect community for people who cant spell, read, or remember things
February 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
the ipod touch was the best phone ever invented. i dont want to make or receive calls
February 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
you know what trope i love? confident woman in sleek formal eveningwear in a futuristic setting. shes often about to commit a crime but she doesnt have to. shes dolores abernathy, joanna dark, etc. i love you elegant future lady
January 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
google will just throw whatever in the middle of search results these days. like heres a leaderboard of unrelated people hope you like it
January 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
the median age in the nyt crossword comment section has to be 900 at the very least
January 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
i love giving away things on my local buy nothing group. please come take my garbage. i might even put it in a bag for you. im bumping into things because my aura of benevolence is simply so enormous and palpable
January 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
streaming-age music culture is weird because i truly could not name a single morgan wallen song nor do i even know what his voice sounds like
January 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i take my car into the shop and they drive it like 3 feet but adjust everything possible so getting back in feels like trying to climb into the ribcage of a moose. the actual oil change probably takes like 2 minutes and the rest of the time they just look for more levers and buttons to mess with
January 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
was feeling really upset but then someone said “there, there” to me
January 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
when people laugh but stifle it by like tightening the back of their mouth so it makes this phlegmy constricted sound. i want a word for that
January 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i dont want to be a hater but when im listening to my discover weekly and the singer stretches a vowel into some wacky cursive diphthong in the opening bars, i pound that minus button and never look back
January 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
dont you just hate toxins
December 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM
a lot of jrpgs take a long time but persona games have a way of making me feel bad about how i spend my free time when i’m nearing the end
December 23, 2024 at 1:28 PM
im tired of login interfaces masking passwords by default. let me see her
December 22, 2024 at 5:16 PM
stonewall kitchen products make me irrationally angry. stop masquerading as a tiny local jam maker!!
December 20, 2024 at 12:56 PM
thinking about the L’Infinity Dress
December 12, 2024 at 5:01 PM
playing temtem swarm has me all wound up again about how bad temtem names are
December 3, 2024 at 6:23 PM
calling her “little orphan annie” seems pretty insensitive actually
December 2, 2024 at 9:58 PM
mentally relitigated a fight i had 10 years ago with my now-deceased dad on my drive home from the gym
December 1, 2024 at 2:27 PM
like it/love it/gotta have it for coldstone creamery’s serving sizes is the funniest naming scheme in anything ever
November 30, 2024 at 10:09 PM
im such a christlike figure for watching every scripted comedy tiktok/reel/etc my friends send me AND usually finding something not negative to say about it
November 29, 2024 at 2:08 PM
maybe my christmas gift for myself will be a bunch of cameos asking real housewives if they know who sephiroth is
November 28, 2024 at 2:26 PM
meghan trainor’s labyrinthine anatomy in this picture…….
November 27, 2024 at 4:44 PM