Chris
ludachristophe.bsky.social
Chris
@ludachristophe.bsky.social
Mathlete / Bad-ass M.C.
Limp Bizkit was right. Everything is fucked and everybody sucks.
May 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Probably going to start getting ads for Conclave parlays sponsored by DraftKings.
April 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This is the most bizarre oil change I have ever been to. They’re auctioning off 2 85” TVs, 5 different salesmen have come into the lounge to deep clean the popcorn machine, and for some reason they hired an Elvis impersonator to walk the showroom.
January 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
For some reason Reign doesn’t remember Orange Whip and is hissing like crazy at him. However, Orange Whip remembers Reign and is taking any opportunity he can to chase her. It has been 12 hours of pure chaos
January 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I put the fab in Joann Fabric
December 18, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Society: “Are you Team Glinda or Team Elpheba? #Wicked

Me: “I’m Team Fred Durst #Y2K
December 9, 2024 at 2:11 AM
There’s a JC Penny by me that I had no idea existed
December 2, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Politically, emotionally, physically - this is the worst timeline
November 13, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Welp, drank 4 Celsius drinks today. Did not read the label clearly enough….
July 9, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Damn. This Harry Potter shot is intense.
April 4, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Mark Ruffalo does WAY too much PDA. Did they run out of chairs or something?
January 8, 2024 at 4:06 AM
If you often find yourself forgetting about the order of operations, but you’re a big Tom Clancy fan, then this list could be helpful for you:
The Grouping of All Fears
The Exponentiation of All Fears
The Product of All Fears
The Quotient of All Fears
The Sum of All Fears
The Difference of All Fears
December 30, 2023 at 5:28 AM
This is hands down the most difficult time of the year
December 19, 2023 at 8:02 PM
My tombstone:

And on that frightful day, he lived too mas
December 15, 2023 at 4:38 AM
If Lacey Chabert hasn’t figured out the true meaning of Christmas by now, then, to quote Regina George, IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
December 11, 2023 at 3:20 PM
I watched that entire Republican debate (because I thrive on chaos) and no one had the audacity to tackle the real issue of our time
December 7, 2023 at 3:58 AM
I miss George Santos. The Super Bowl MVP and inventor of the iPhone does not deserve to be treated like that!
December 2, 2023 at 2:46 AM
There needs to be an option to convert my Snapchat bitmoji back to 2D. You just cannot unsee that…
October 26, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Why this new Little Caesar’s next to the Boost Mobile, Rent-A-Center, and Lucy’s Gaming doesn’t look suspicious at all!
October 19, 2023 at 1:01 AM
I had heard about this new protocol earlier this summer and it sounded cool. Reading up on it now and is really fascinating…

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October 18, 2023 at 3:41 AM
Will try not to create accounts for pets…or friends pets?
October 18, 2023 at 3:24 AM