Half of us learn. The other half listen to the 800 people that this shit to happen

I’m at the point where I treat these people like I do my kids. “Don’t do it, something bad will happen. Don’t do it something bad will happen.”
Oh something bad happened? Well, too bad I told you.

Hitting yourself repeatedly in the crotch with a tack hammer would be a less painful form of self punishment.

Where’s Beavis?

I did this exact thing last night. I feel better without the twitter wasteland at my fingertips