Lucy Siegle
@lucysiegle.bsky.social
Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.
Writer/broadcaster/host been on the case of this beautiful planet (nature and climate beat) since 2000.
Writer/broadcaster/host been on the case of this beautiful planet (nature and climate beat) since 2000.
I absolutely hate it when Farage (rhyme with Carriage) is having a good day. The toady (who coincidentally resembles a toad) is determined to deliver his master the BBC on a platter. 🤮
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I absolutely hate it when Farage (rhyme with Carriage) is having a good day. The toady (who coincidentally resembles a toad) is determined to deliver his master the BBC on a platter. 🤮
I don’t believe anybody resigned over this? Just a misguided edit that upset the Orange Fuhrer then is it?
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I don’t believe anybody resigned over this? Just a misguided edit that upset the Orange Fuhrer then is it?
‘America gave Donald Trump a bloody nose’. Waking up to the best news in a long time.
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
‘America gave Donald Trump a bloody nose’. Waking up to the best news in a long time.
This is probably the last time I’m going to use my substack on the Jeffs and Bills as I have other less ridiculous things to cover, but it is quite fun, even if you just want to hear The Clothes Show theme.
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This is probably the last time I’m going to use my substack on the Jeffs and Bills as I have other less ridiculous things to cover, but it is quite fun, even if you just want to hear The Clothes Show theme.
In the UK our most high profile sceptic now that Nigel Lawson is no longer with us is *checks notes* former Clothes show presenter Jeff Banks. His ‘I’m not a scientist but…’ intervention is something to behold
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
In the UK our most high profile sceptic now that Nigel Lawson is no longer with us is *checks notes* former Clothes show presenter Jeff Banks. His ‘I’m not a scientist but…’ intervention is something to behold
‘Human-induced climate change increased wind speeds and rainfall from Hurricane Melissa, according to a new rapid analysis by World Weather Attribution’ but Bill (Gates) wants us to cool it on climate. Bit expensive. open.substack.com/pub/theweath...
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
‘Human-induced climate change increased wind speeds and rainfall from Hurricane Melissa, according to a new rapid analysis by World Weather Attribution’ but Bill (Gates) wants us to cool it on climate. Bit expensive. open.substack.com/pub/theweath...
This made me wonder this morning. It’s ok. The full title is ‘addressing the invisibility of menopausal women. As you were.
October 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This made me wonder this morning. It’s ok. The full title is ‘addressing the invisibility of menopausal women. As you were.
Honestly, I preferred Keith Harris and Orville.
October 8, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Honestly, I preferred Keith Harris and Orville.
I’m of an age when I find 70% of what I read confusing and unexpected. This is a great example.
September 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I’m of an age when I find 70% of what I read confusing and unexpected. This is a great example.
The orange flesh sack of doom ranted and raged like King Lear on speed yesterday at the UN, but @thetimes.com is mainly concerned on whether someone at the UN tried to embarrass him (surely a futile task since this Emperor has no shame?)
September 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM
The orange flesh sack of doom ranted and raged like King Lear on speed yesterday at the UN, but @thetimes.com is mainly concerned on whether someone at the UN tried to embarrass him (surely a futile task since this Emperor has no shame?)
Was it Global Authoritarianism Day yesterday or something? Not content with parading the Orange Fuhrer around all that Windsor has to offer, also spotted Modi birthday greeting on a loop at capital’s stations. 🤦🏻♀️
September 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Was it Global Authoritarianism Day yesterday or something? Not content with parading the Orange Fuhrer around all that Windsor has to offer, also spotted Modi birthday greeting on a loop at capital’s stations. 🤦🏻♀️
I for one really object to this type of ‘stunt’ happening when World King Trump is just coming to enjoy all the pomp that England has to offer. It also potentially causes embarrassment and is triggering to other princes who live in Windsor. What have we become?
September 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I for one really object to this type of ‘stunt’ happening when World King Trump is just coming to enjoy all the pomp that England has to offer. It also potentially causes embarrassment and is triggering to other princes who live in Windsor. What have we become?
What is happening to this world? A continuous flow of outrages that should trouble all right thinking people.
September 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
What is happening to this world? A continuous flow of outrages that should trouble all right thinking people.
The DM (rightly) bringing to our attention a case of disgusting feminists failing to use clairvoyant alongside witches.
September 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The DM (rightly) bringing to our attention a case of disgusting feminists failing to use clairvoyant alongside witches.
If this is the standard of accountability on which we’re all agreed, it would be interesting to apply it to someone like Farage if - god forbid, he ever came near substantive power. It’s a shame he’s not being scrutinised adequately now of course.
September 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
If this is the standard of accountability on which we’re all agreed, it would be interesting to apply it to someone like Farage if - god forbid, he ever came near substantive power. It’s a shame he’s not being scrutinised adequately now of course.
Is Yvette Cooper ok? It sounds like she is living in a WI tea tent from the 1950s.
September 2, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Is Yvette Cooper ok? It sounds like she is living in a WI tea tent from the 1950s.
To be honest, I didn’t know the Cotswolds had it in it. Very fine work. The Daily Mail is absolutely fuming.
August 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
To be honest, I didn’t know the Cotswolds had it in it. Very fine work. The Daily Mail is absolutely fuming.
British trolling at its finest. 👏👏👏
August 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
British trolling at its finest. 👏👏👏
Thank you for watching/listening/reading/tolerating me in any given format 🙏🏻
August 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Thank you for watching/listening/reading/tolerating me in any given format 🙏🏻
Greggg the pest’s ’recipes’ (I wonder how much he had to do with them) have been expunged from all bbc platforms apart from Middle East. I only know this because I use one of the pastry ones & can never remember quantities.
July 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Greggg the pest’s ’recipes’ (I wonder how much he had to do with them) have been expunged from all bbc platforms apart from Middle East. I only know this because I use one of the pastry ones & can never remember quantities.
At the precise moment climate disaster hits, the worst possible humans are ‘in charge’. Cannot imagine the anguish of those who are missing their children. The Orange Felon and Kristi Noem do everything to
maximise suffering.
maximise suffering.
July 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
At the precise moment climate disaster hits, the worst possible humans are ‘in charge’. Cannot imagine the anguish of those who are missing their children. The Orange Felon and Kristi Noem do everything to
maximise suffering.
maximise suffering.
Climate change in the era of demagogues and autocrats who don’t give a shit. Wrecked and lost lives, generational trauma for what? To appease the oil industry.
July 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Climate change in the era of demagogues and autocrats who don’t give a shit. Wrecked and lost lives, generational trauma for what? To appease the oil industry.
I wish this ozempic-fuelled bullying twit would jog on.
July 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I wish this ozempic-fuelled bullying twit would jog on.
Didn’t think I’d get a Glasto billing at my advanced age, but you never know what’s around the corner! 😂💚🌟
June 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Didn’t think I’d get a Glasto billing at my advanced age, but you never know what’s around the corner! 😂💚🌟