Lucy Landau
@lucylandau.bsky.social
Professional FWB and massive dork. If the zombie apocalypse starts while we’re in a booking we’ll fight our way out together. Beem raisingirl | profile https://ivysociete.com/escorts/profile/lucy-landau
LOL so Ryan Murphy’s “Gein” is his usual “how dare you look at this lurid fucked up shit that we uh made and presented to you to look at” schtick. Also has anyone officially sighted Charlie Hunnam and Channing Tatum in the same room?
October 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
LOL so Ryan Murphy’s “Gein” is his usual “how dare you look at this lurid fucked up shit that we uh made and presented to you to look at” schtick. Also has anyone officially sighted Charlie Hunnam and Channing Tatum in the same room?
“The Long Walk” is thank gawd one of The Good Ones when it comes to Stephen King adaptations. Emotive, engaging and timely re politics generally and discourse around young men and masculinity generally. Changes from book all worked, IMHO. Cast was terrific. Also, David Jonsson is 32?????
September 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
“The Long Walk” is thank gawd one of The Good Ones when it comes to Stephen King adaptations. Emotive, engaging and timely re politics generally and discourse around young men and masculinity generally. Changes from book all worked, IMHO. Cast was terrific. Also, David Jonsson is 32?????
Return To Silent Hill looks like absolute fucking garbage and I can’t wait.
August 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Return To Silent Hill looks like absolute fucking garbage and I can’t wait.
Final Destination: Bloodlines - because all horror movies have to be about generational trauma now I guess. 😂 (but was also super fun, easily in my top 3 faves in the franchise)
June 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Final Destination: Bloodlines - because all horror movies have to be about generational trauma now I guess. 😂 (but was also super fun, easily in my top 3 faves in the franchise)
Oh shit, is Bluesky happening again?
December 18, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Oh shit, is Bluesky happening again?
Yes I know the new Crow movie will probably be not good. But as long as they’re telling the truth about it being a *new pass at adapting the original comic* and NOT a remake of the film, I’m remaining cautiously open minded.
February 29, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Yes I know the new Crow movie will probably be not good. But as long as they’re telling the truth about it being a *new pass at adapting the original comic* and NOT a remake of the film, I’m remaining cautiously open minded.
Babe, wake up, new HBomberguy video dro — oh. oh no.
December 3, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Babe, wake up, new HBomberguy video dro — oh. oh no.
HOLY FORKING SHIRTBALLS, GUYS, WE DID IT!! :D
Book sex workers like every hour spent is an hour deducted from Henry Kissinger’s remaining time on earth.
December 1, 2023 at 12:38 AM
HOLY FORKING SHIRTBALLS, GUYS, WE DID IT!! :D
My favourite kind of movie trailer is when they’re clearly trying to obfuscate that it’s actually a musical. 😂
November 19, 2023 at 3:03 AM
My favourite kind of movie trailer is when they’re clearly trying to obfuscate that it’s actually a musical. 😂
RIP Jezebel .com :(
November 10, 2023 at 3:02 AM
RIP Jezebel .com :(
When I’m asked for a horror movie with sex work characters or themes I like and I say “Bordello of Blood” people think I’m being ironic but I’m not, this 90s Tales from the Crypt spin off about vampire hookers who live under a morgue is genuinely stupid amazing trashy fun.
October 30, 2023 at 1:34 AM
When I’m asked for a horror movie with sex work characters or themes I like and I say “Bordello of Blood” people think I’m being ironic but I’m not, this 90s Tales from the Crypt spin off about vampire hookers who live under a morgue is genuinely stupid amazing trashy fun.
Nebula and Shudder feel like for real the two best and best value video streaming subscriptions right now.
October 23, 2023 at 11:03 AM
Nebula and Shudder feel like for real the two best and best value video streaming subscriptions right now.
Book sex workers like every hour spent is an hour deducted from Henry Kissinger’s remaining time on earth.
October 22, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Book sex workers like every hour spent is an hour deducted from Henry Kissinger’s remaining time on earth.
I will keep giving Netflix my money for now if they promise it will go towards making season 2 of “The Sandman”.
October 19, 2023 at 1:30 PM
I will keep giving Netflix my money for now if they promise it will go towards making season 2 of “The Sandman”.
If anyone else has finished The Fall of the House of Usher and wants to talk about it, I am here for you. I’m like….am I actually ranking this slightly higher than Hill House? Is that how much I liked it??
October 18, 2023 at 11:18 AM
If anyone else has finished The Fall of the House of Usher and wants to talk about it, I am here for you. I’m like….am I actually ranking this slightly higher than Hill House? Is that how much I liked it??
Very appreciative of all the benefits of Vyvanse and how it’s improved my life quality after the Surprise Adulthood ADHD Diagnosis, but I’m over the cotton mouth.
October 18, 2023 at 11:02 AM
Very appreciative of all the benefits of Vyvanse and how it’s improved my life quality after the Surprise Adulthood ADHD Diagnosis, but I’m over the cotton mouth.
Someone left the toilet seat up and the foster kitten flung its mouse toy in and somehow it’s our fault now that the toy is wet and not nice to play with.
October 18, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Someone left the toilet seat up and the foster kitten flung its mouse toy in and somehow it’s our fault now that the toy is wet and not nice to play with.
Out of the current video streaming subscriptions I’m on, the ones I feel I’m getting the best value out of are Shudder and Nebula, TBH. Nebula definitely feels like a better decision than fucking YouTube Premium.
October 18, 2023 at 3:24 AM
Out of the current video streaming subscriptions I’m on, the ones I feel I’m getting the best value out of are Shudder and Nebula, TBH. Nebula definitely feels like a better decision than fucking YouTube Premium.
New member in the exodus from the Bad Place. Trying to follow everyone who has an account here that I followed there as I find them!
October 18, 2023 at 2:48 AM
New member in the exodus from the Bad Place. Trying to follow everyone who has an account here that I followed there as I find them!