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Lucy Fishwife 🥐
@lucyfishwife.bsky.social
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London. Book-related (sells, reads, hoards, writes). Macaroni cheese. Trans rights are human rights. Fix your hearts or die. Redhaired stepchild. Pandan guy. I do not have a podcast.

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David Walliams playing an MP apologising for a sex scandal, interestingly
December 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Today’s look: dopamine leopard
Today’s perfume: you must find the single peppercorn in this vat of ylang ylang, if you dare
Today’s earworm: Gypsies Tramps & Thieves
Today’s mood:
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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I'm after some perfume but i don't know what it's called, it's the one with the advert where a bloke kicks a wall down and tells some people to go away, then I'm pretty sure he rides off on a horse while a woman has an argument with an eagle in French and either a wolf or a cat barks at a planet, yeah? We've only got that in 100ml, you alright with that?
December 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Fuck’s sake
This appeal will be sent to @moderation.bsky.app. Artistic nudity: a 19th century painting of a young girl defending herself against Eros. Honestly please stop this kneejerk moral panic and do something about the middle aged men sending actual porn via DM, I have already reported several
December 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Today’s look: gaunt, let
Today’s perfume: old cardamom
Today’s earworm: About Damn Time
Today’s mood:
December 18, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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The ability to wear miniskirts, function at work with a hangover, and drink coffee after 3pm without spiralling into apocalyptic panic at 3am. Oh and a CD player
Something you had in 1991 but not in 2025
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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WHAT THE RECENTLY-ADDED AND INTRUSIVE FUCK

(also £28.00 for Lenor??? That can do one)
Ad for Lenor, with new and deeply unwelcome addition of a pop-up box inviting me to buy some Lenor from Amazon
December 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Today’s look: threatshirt
Today’s perfume: yes very sexy now fuck off
Today’s earworm: Children Will Listen
Today’s mood:
December 17, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Me, at till, back in the day. I actually read it to see how it compared to Hunger Games, our other big seller - both 1st person female narrator in situation they were not in control of. I read the whole Hunger Games trilogy, found 50SoG SO BADLY WRITTEN. No issue with smut, just with shit prose
The hand of Fishwife, the scribbles of arty colleague, the gloves of Marigold, the prose of shite
December 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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I am playing Chicken with this binbag, largely because I’m unsure of the exact location of the shop recycling wheelie bin
A bin bag stuffed to teetering overflow
December 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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7 Things Women Wish Men Would Do During Sex 4. Release one bee into the room: According to over half of the women surveyed, adding one bee into the mix creates a sense of danger, which can be a total turn-on.
December 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Today’s look: sartorially indecisive
Today’s perfume: fika, hygge, yadda yadda
Today’s earworm: Faith In Ya
Today’s mood:
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Time for my yearly JINGLE FIGGY DONG BELLS Christmas paper reminder
JINGLE FIGGY DONG BELLS
December 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Me, bringing that Christmas joy
The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Done? Great. Chips?
Write an erotic story in only three words
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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They all look like Muppets, apart from this “oh my god WHAT are THESE” one
Saint Lucy found something nasty
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Just a couple more because if I can’t mock the googly eyes of my own name-saint who can
St Lucy, googly eyes on a saucer St Lucy, googly eyes on a side plate St Lucy, quite apprehensive googly eyes St Lucy, Kermit sugar bowl
December 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Oh! And happy St Lucy’s Day, one and all, may your eyes be healthy and free of infection
St Lucy with her eyes on a plate, Muppet stylee
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Let the countdown to Christmas commence with the first post-karaoke hangover lunch
A table full of very messy Five Guys burgers and chips and unredeemably sugary pop
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I opened a drawer in my friend’s kitchen. I found a portal to Carcosa
Thing, THING
December 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Delivery system for this
SMOKED SEA SALT FLAKES
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Today’s look: who can say
Today’s perfume: new kettle
Today’s earworm: Sesame Street
Today’s mood:
TV subtitle typo which reads (GINSHOT) instead of gunshot
December 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Today’s look: sure why not
Today’s perfume: same same but different
Today’s earworm: Two Months Off
Today’s mood:
Cat demanding breakfast from a skeleton, cannot credit artist as I don’t know but please tell me if you do
December 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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I’m sorry but what the holy FrankenChristmas fuck is THIS, did the studio just do a blind lucky dip of “these all seem popular, quick, smoosh them together”, it looks like the “festive candy-cane Stilton” of films
A festive romcom starring Daredevil for some reason and her from Elf for the obvious reason and a dog THAT BRINGS THEM (BACK?) TOGETHER ffs
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Today’s look: not out of the woods yet
Today’s perfume: cardamomomenon
Today’s earworm: Jumbo
Today’s mood:
December 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM