tfw there’s a cat on your lap and you can never move again.

Watching Arsenal with closed captioning and they’re having some trouble with Riccardo Calafiori’s name.

I don’t have anything like that to compare it to, but just inked up my Metropolitan and it’s as dark as my heart.

the fountain pen skyline will understand my excitement.

leaving aside the grotesquely transphobic fear mongering, I would like PodJon to explain to me very slowly what the hell “decriminalize border crossings” is even supposed to mean. Just a profoundly unserious airhead.

But it looks so cool.

the new PTA/DiCaprio movie is filming down the street from my house so I am paparazzi now. Check out this EXCLUSIVE ON SET picture of a blurry Warner Bros truck.

Six perfect albums in three categories that capture my vibe