Lucy Bexley
@lucybexley.bsky.social
Sapphic romance author. All pizza is personal. Find my books, newsletter, and more:
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I just think sometimes *you* need to be the karma that gets someone
June 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I just think sometimes *you* need to be the karma that gets someone
Pulled back the covers to get into bed and found half a banana my toddler discarded this morning and honestly I’m just glad that someone in this house got to sleep in
June 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Pulled back the covers to get into bed and found half a banana my toddler discarded this morning and honestly I’m just glad that someone in this house got to sleep in
Yesterday we closed on a house and today my baby turns two, and still I walked back into the kitchen for lunch to find I only took one bite of the banana I thought I’d finished. The more things change and all that
June 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Yesterday we closed on a house and today my baby turns two, and still I walked back into the kitchen for lunch to find I only took one bite of the banana I thought I’d finished. The more things change and all that
If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you definitely can’t handle me forgetting cans of Diet Coke in the freezer
June 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you definitely can’t handle me forgetting cans of Diet Coke in the freezer
The sexual tension between me and an older woman I work with after she calls me honey on a meeting
June 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The sexual tension between me and an older woman I work with after she calls me honey on a meeting
Two years ago on Father’s Day I was giving birth and today I am … still being an awesome dad. In case you don’t have that in your life, this dyke dad is sending you love today 💜
June 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Two years ago on Father’s Day I was giving birth and today I am … still being an awesome dad. In case you don’t have that in your life, this dyke dad is sending you love today 💜
I’d recommend having a toddler if you love sleeping with a weighted blanket, but wish it also kicked you in the face
June 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’d recommend having a toddler if you love sleeping with a weighted blanket, but wish it also kicked you in the face
Look, I’m sorry if I’m bad at my job, but I’m using my only two brain cells to figure out if my toddler is saying “sip” or “sit”
June 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Look, I’m sorry if I’m bad at my job, but I’m using my only two brain cells to figure out if my toddler is saying “sip” or “sit”
A magician making something disappear except it’s me setting down the thing I was just holding and then never finding it again ✨
June 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
A magician making something disappear except it’s me setting down the thing I was just holding and then never finding it again ✨
Happy Pride! We’re here, we’re queer, we’re tired.
June 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Happy Pride! We’re here, we’re queer, we’re tired.
Love a toddler DJ set (switching the character on the tonie box every 3 seconds)
June 1, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Love a toddler DJ set (switching the character on the tonie box every 3 seconds)
Drama at the salon: while getting my hair cut a woman came in and demanded a touch up from my stylist, Billie. Billie kindly said she was busy the next few hours but invited her back at 4. The woman refused and then said “you have to do it now”. And my stylist said “no, I do not have to do it.” 1/2
May 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Drama at the salon: while getting my hair cut a woman came in and demanded a touch up from my stylist, Billie. Billie kindly said she was busy the next few hours but invited her back at 4. The woman refused and then said “you have to do it now”. And my stylist said “no, I do not have to do it.” 1/2
The window between me liking my hair and being so desperate for a haircut that I might do it myself is about six hours.
May 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The window between me liking my hair and being so desperate for a haircut that I might do it myself is about six hours.
Hard to have a bad day when it starts with a toddler spoon feeding you their yogurt while saying, “mama, mmm”
May 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hard to have a bad day when it starts with a toddler spoon feeding you their yogurt while saying, “mama, mmm”
Baseball hats are to summer what hoodies are to winter (emotionally)
May 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Baseball hats are to summer what hoodies are to winter (emotionally)
An FSA account that is just to cover my toddler’s berry budget
May 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
An FSA account that is just to cover my toddler’s berry budget
My brain cannot handle another hack, please just let me take twice as long to do it completely wrong
May 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My brain cannot handle another hack, please just let me take twice as long to do it completely wrong
Number of times I’ve left the house today: 3
Number of times I forgotten to take out the trash that I left beside the front door so there was absolutely no way I could forget it: also 3
Number of times I forgotten to take out the trash that I left beside the front door so there was absolutely no way I could forget it: also 3
May 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Number of times I’ve left the house today: 3
Number of times I forgotten to take out the trash that I left beside the front door so there was absolutely no way I could forget it: also 3
Number of times I forgotten to take out the trash that I left beside the front door so there was absolutely no way I could forget it: also 3
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May 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Today (Friday, May 16th) only, ZOMROMCOM is a Read Now title on NetGalley--which means absolutely anyone with an account there can download a copy and read it months ahead of time! If you do, I hope you love the story as much as I do!
www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...
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A weighted blanket is not enough, I’m headed down to the construction site to be flattened by a steamroller
May 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
A weighted blanket is not enough, I’m headed down to the construction site to be flattened by a steamroller
My toddler discovered toast with jam and the world is a much stickier place than it was two days ago
May 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
My toddler discovered toast with jam and the world is a much stickier place than it was two days ago
I’m offering signed limited special editions of No Strings! If you’re interested you can order here: www.etsy.com/listing/4299...
May 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I’m offering signed limited special editions of No Strings! If you’re interested you can order here: www.etsy.com/listing/4299...
I know each day is a gift or whatever but I’d probably return this one
April 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I know each day is a gift or whatever but I’d probably return this one
It’s happening!!! 🚚📖
March 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It’s happening!!! 🚚📖