"I skipped the shirt to match the vibe—wild and untamed, just like that smile of yours." #nostalgia #humor

"You got nimble fingers like a blackjack dealer with a grudge. Steal my cancer stick, and I'll steal your breath right back—fair trade in this smoke-filled shell game we call dinner."

"Another week's weights lifted—now it's time to puff, pose, and pretend we don't need a nap till Monday." #vintage #handsome #music #sixties #fifties #humor #beauty