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OSWALD
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"I'm back and better than ever!"

#CAPTAINZAPPOLOTL
//im doing swell, thanks for asking!
September 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
//gn, sleep well!
September 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
You, uh...

You alright there, guy?
September 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
[ Oswald shakes Mike's hand! ]

Alright, I gotta get home before I'm late for dinner! My wife's making carrot cake for dessert!

Cya, Mike!

[ With that, the strange rabbit runs off. ]
September 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
...I mean, whatever makes ya happy I guess.

[ Yeah, that's... not concerning to Oswald at all! ]
September 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Aw come on Disney, what's the matter with that?

Double me means DOUBLE the luck AND profit, after all!
September 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Nope! I got a wallet in my pockets. I work for Disney so I get paid fairly good.

Name's Oswald, by the way.
September 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Oh, sweet! Tell ya what...

[ He digs in his pockets and pulls out a crisp $10 bill, offering it to Mike. ]

Take this! It should be enough to getcha a ride home.
September 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
[ It takes Mike back to... well, OUTSIDE somewhere!

After ensuring Mike exited the hole safely, Oswald scoops up the hole and forms it back into his foot- then reattaches his foot. ]

Huh... looks like we're outside some kinda pizzeria starring a bear. Hopefully this is close to where ya live.
September 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM