I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga

Today, I was informed that on [day x] I would not be allowed to wear a mask at work without ADA paperwork

Gotta eat them all!

I'm all in favor of including silly little things that make you happy. Especially if it is something for you, and you alone

I just watched the video. Very well done.

Boop your nose

I love to eat, but the idea of doing nothing but eating for even more than an hour would be torture.
"I love to bake!"
Baking things every moment of every day forever and ever... How could Hell be worse?