Lucifer And Company
luciferandcompany.bsky.social
Lucifer And Company
@luciferandcompany.bsky.social
Dad says he kicked me out for rebelling, but to be honest, it got annoying having to clean up after we threw the good parties.

Having your own place was liberating as...well, you know.

No, I don't do DMs. That's Dad's thing. I'm more of a "if you know".
I've been away, children. Please don't make a fuss.

Nobody's making a fuss.

Oh....Dad Dammit, why is nobody making a fuss?
May 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Now, I've been accused of doing a lot of things that were consider poor form (the whole apple thing with Eve, taking Jesus hiking and not checking to see if he brought water and snacks, Value Added Tax, spray cheese in a can) but I can honestly say I've never added a journalist to our Demon Chat.
March 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
As the master of all things non-monogamous I would like to point out that just because you got high and looked at your kids' $500 Swedish toys, people are not going to have sex with you when you look like a weird sex pervert who is into both My Little Pony kinkplay and also sex in bouncy castles
Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
March 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Goodness, I've already been added to someone's starter pack AND a moderation list!

This Bluesky thing is going to be delightful, I can tell already.
March 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
And honestly if anyone out there is going to be all "oooo, you stole that profile picture from something I recognize" well yes, I did, and to be honest it wasn't a great portrait but I do think Lowki has some promise as an artist.

Definitely a better eye for perspective than Bosch.
March 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Dearie me. You go on one little trip to Vegas and the whole world goes to home in a handbasket while you're gone.
March 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM