It's sick that raccoons will just fucking scream outside your window at 1:05 am sometimes

The day I get a pair of pants that actually fits me I'll be pretty stoked

I'm gonna be honest salamis been getting me through the days lately I fuckin love salami

I miss the fuckin geese bro where did they go

My ass is getting fatter... All that's left is to get my life together and I'll be set