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“The whole is greater than the sum of all its parts” does not address the two or three pieces left over after assembly.
The process was more satisfying in years past, when Pantone would make it’s annual Color of the Year expedition up to Baffin Island, and throw color swatches at the Narwhal King, to see which one became impaled on the royal tusk.
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The process was more satisfying in years past, when Pantone would make it’s annual Color of the Year expedition up to Baffin Island, and throw color swatches at the Narwhal King, to see which one became impaled on the royal tusk.
We are the VALUES. Coupon discounts will be assimilated into your purchase total at the register. Resistance is futile.
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
We are the VALUES. Coupon discounts will be assimilated into your purchase total at the register. Resistance is futile.
Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s (current mood, of course)
—Sonic Youth, “Teen Age Riot” (Daydream Nation)
—Pixies, “Debaser” (Doolittle)
—Echo & The Bunnymen, “Silver” (Ocean Rain)
—They Might Be Giants, “Ana Ng” (Lincoln)
—Stereolab, “Brakhage” (Dots and Loops)
—Sonic Youth, “Teen Age Riot” (Daydream Nation)
—Pixies, “Debaser” (Doolittle)
—Echo & The Bunnymen, “Silver” (Ocean Rain)
—They Might Be Giants, “Ana Ng” (Lincoln)
—Stereolab, “Brakhage” (Dots and Loops)
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s (current mood, of course)
—Sonic Youth, “Teen Age Riot” (Daydream Nation)
—Pixies, “Debaser” (Doolittle)
—Echo & The Bunnymen, “Silver” (Ocean Rain)
—They Might Be Giants, “Ana Ng” (Lincoln)
—Stereolab, “Brakhage” (Dots and Loops)
—Sonic Youth, “Teen Age Riot” (Daydream Nation)
—Pixies, “Debaser” (Doolittle)
—Echo & The Bunnymen, “Silver” (Ocean Rain)
—They Might Be Giants, “Ana Ng” (Lincoln)
—Stereolab, “Brakhage” (Dots and Loops)
“The only thing we need to regret, is regret itself.”
— Winston “Mississippi Bulldog” Churchill
Hollowbodies are like the Zen masters of guitars.
— Winston “Mississippi Bulldog” Churchill
Hollowbodies are like the Zen masters of guitars.
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“The only thing we need to regret, is regret itself.”
— Winston “Mississippi Bulldog” Churchill
Hollowbodies are like the Zen masters of guitars.
— Winston “Mississippi Bulldog” Churchill
Hollowbodies are like the Zen masters of guitars.
The Beatle (Just one, and it’s not your favorite.)
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The Beatle (Just one, and it’s not your favorite.)
The “felt density” of egg nog is greater than its actual density (whereas the “felt density” of felt is not.)
It is best to do shot glass amounts of egg nog for this reason.
It is best to do shot glass amounts of egg nog for this reason.
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The “felt density” of egg nog is greater than its actual density (whereas the “felt density” of felt is not.)
It is best to do shot glass amounts of egg nog for this reason.
It is best to do shot glass amounts of egg nog for this reason.
Pro tip: if you use Scotch Clear Magic Tape on the seams of the sheets of paper, you might almost think it’s one big sheet.
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Pro tip: if you use Scotch Clear Magic Tape on the seams of the sheets of paper, you might almost think it’s one big sheet.
Batter walk up song: “Mean Street” by Van Halen.
Bullpen entrance: “Heavy Metal: The Black and Silver” by Blue Oyster Cult.
Bullpen entrance: “Heavy Metal: The Black and Silver” by Blue Oyster Cult.
October 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Batter walk up song: “Mean Street” by Van Halen.
Bullpen entrance: “Heavy Metal: The Black and Silver” by Blue Oyster Cult.
Bullpen entrance: “Heavy Metal: The Black and Silver” by Blue Oyster Cult.
That is one of the voices I choose, also, and usually it will last the entire night, because anything said in his voice, no matter how ordinary, becomes hilarious to me. It actually is addictive.
October 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
That is one of the voices I choose, also, and usually it will last the entire night, because anything said in his voice, no matter how ordinary, becomes hilarious to me. It actually is addictive.
I was once taught, but was not taught a lot, and the reasons sought add up to nought, that one ought to dread the dreadnought.
October 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I was once taught, but was not taught a lot, and the reasons sought add up to nought, that one ought to dread the dreadnought.
If you keep building strategic additions to your house, you may never have to leave.
October 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If you keep building strategic additions to your house, you may never have to leave.
I meant “modest hits,” of course.
October 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I meant “modest hits,” of course.
Get Lou Milligramm on the phone- we need a not-so-greatest hits collection, ASAP!
October 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Get Lou Milligramm on the phone- we need a not-so-greatest hits collection, ASAP!
“Passé” — Annoyedonna
“Ring of Embers” — Johnny Coupon
“Ring of Embers” — Johnny Coupon
October 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“Passé” — Annoyedonna
“Ring of Embers” — Johnny Coupon
“Ring of Embers” — Johnny Coupon
“Feels Like the Third Time” — Out-of-Towner
October 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
“Feels Like the Third Time” — Out-of-Towner
It hasn’t changed much at all since then. Still solid. It’s open all year round now, as opposed to Spring-Fall.
October 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It hasn’t changed much at all since then. Still solid. It’s open all year round now, as opposed to Spring-Fall.