a homemade submarine
@lucie-too.bsky.social
transsexual heretic. comic retailer. no gods, no master's degree. I drive a stick shift and have an iron deficiency.
i was put on this planet by the Christian God to coach a team of mismatched, spunky, opinionated, emotionally damaged little leaguers as part of my court ordered community service for drunk driving
August 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
i was put on this planet by the Christian God to coach a team of mismatched, spunky, opinionated, emotionally damaged little leaguers as part of my court ordered community service for drunk driving
i feel like i'm watching the fucking Newsroom
November 20, 2024 at 9:05 PM
i feel like i'm watching the fucking Newsroom
me and my 2 most trusted friends-with-benefits showing up 10 minutes late and slightly drunk to my mothers funeral
May 27, 2024 at 5:00 PM
me and my 2 most trusted friends-with-benefits showing up 10 minutes late and slightly drunk to my mothers funeral
i haven't opened this app for several months but several people are already in my dms, think i'm gonna lean in and hang out for a bit
May 24, 2024 at 4:04 AM
i haven't opened this app for several months but several people are already in my dms, think i'm gonna lean in and hang out for a bit
shamelessly reposting the best of my ass from twitter
September 29, 2023 at 2:56 AM
shamelessly reposting the best of my ass from twitter
brother got married and i slayed
September 5, 2023 at 11:32 AM
brother got married and i slayed
hi i've been here i've just been quiet
July 1, 2023 at 9:18 PM
hi i've been here i've just been quiet
hi it's me @jumbocarnation
April 28, 2023 at 10:01 AM
hi it's me @jumbocarnation