Do you make enough money that your financial decisions for the rest of us aren't going to affect more than the number in your bank account, but you still want to screw us over for your benefit? Don't worry about shutting up; can you actually just go ... I'll let you finish the sentence. YK. (10/11)

Have you lived long enough that you've been affected by multiple policies from at least the entire last term? No? Just keep listening. Are you old enough that you aren't going to have to live with the entire aftermath of every one of your decisions? Yes? Shut your fucking mouth. (9/11)

Can we just agree that if you're over a certain age or a certain financial threshold, you need to sit down and shut up? (8/11)

Speaking of which, why is this landmass we call a country being run by almost exclusively rich, racist, sexist, white men who are so old they should be focusing more on preparing their funerals than dictating a future they won't have to live in? (7/11)

I also don't think you're an emotionally mature or intelligent woman just because you side with men. I support your right to be old-fashioned. I do not support your supposed "right" to inflict it upon others. You realize this isn't 1930 anymore, right? (6/11)

When you're on FB for long enough, you start to see a side of some people that makes you kinda glad you're not associating with them anymore. Like, no, I don't think that your "alpha male" posturing or your taking fringe cases and pretending they're the norm is cool or intelligent. (5/11)

I wanted to leave Facebook, not my friends and family, but you get to that point where it's just one too many anti-trans or anti-gay or generally anti-human posts, and you get tired of pointing out that it's not that you don't have a sense of humor; they're just not funny. (4/11)

And no, I don't hate them for being on Facebook. Most of them are like me and only on there because Mark sucks up the life and souls of everyone at some point or another, and in order to get away from it, I had to sacrifice relationships with my loved ones. (3/11)

I just wish that I could reach more people I care about here than on Facebook, y'know? I wish they would get off that disgusting, misinformation-peddling clusterfuck they call a social network, and maybe they'd have an original thought or two. (2/11)