Lucian
lucianrandolph.bsky.social
Lucian
@lucianrandolph.bsky.social
Futurist, Technology Expert, Inventor, Scientist, Author
Ye!
WTF!
TMI
STFU!
Oy...
April 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Every single one of these women has a jacked-up face from plastic surgery and Botox injections. This looks like a movie poster from a cheap B-grade soft-porn movie on late-night cable TV.

"Blue Bimbos from Outer Space!"
They give a whole new meaning to "the big blue ball.

What a waste of money.
April 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
April 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This was amazing. I’m at a convention at the Rosen Shingle Creek Resirt in Orlando. It’s a plant-based filet that looks, tastes, and feels like real steak when you eat it. Dayumm!
March 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hey Bezos,

I just canceled my Amazon Business Prime account & my personal Amazon account.

I'm moving my novels & audiobooks exclusively to Barnes & Noble.

As a business owner, I've spent over $200,000 with Amazon in a single year.

That ends today.

$ = Power, and I'm taking mine away from you.
February 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Roboflex workout 52 - Wednesday, Jan 15, 2025. Stretching, knee extensions, dead hangs, pec flies, & ab crunches. All the exercises are performed on the Roboflex Exo-Trainer device.
#exerciseismedicine #exerciseforlife #training #Roboflex #ExoTrainer #redbull #Dachshund
youtube.com/live/sxgTsfy...
January 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Roboflex workout 45 Friday, Jan 3, 2025. Stretching, leg thrusts, knee extensions, & bicep curls. All exercises are performed on the Roboflex Exo-Trainer device. No other equipment is used.
#exerciseismedicine #exerciseforlife #training #Roboflex #ExoTrainer #redbull
youtube.com/live/S_4ziQg...
January 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Roboflex workout 43 Sunday, Dec 29, 2024. Stretching, leg thrusts, dips, biceps, & military press. All exercises performed on the Roboflex Exo-Trainer device. No other equipment is used. #exerciseismedicine #exerciseforlife #training #Roboflex #ExoTrainer
youtube.com/live/sI7yNBe...
December 30, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Roboflex workout 42- Friday, Dec 27, 2024. Today, I train stretching, pushups, sit-ups, & jump rope. All exercises are performed on the Roboflex Exo-Trainer device. No other equipment is used.
#exerciseismedicine #exerciseforlife #training #Roboflex #ExoTrainer
youtube.com/live/v7pA7FB...
December 28, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Roboflex workout 41 - Thursday, Dec 26, 2024. I train stretching, glutes, triceps, bench press, & pec flies. All exercises are completed on the Roboflex Exo-Trainer device. No other equipment is used.
#exerciseismedicine #exerciseforlife #training #Roboflex #ExoTrainer
youtube.com/live/gfIY-EI...
December 26, 2024 at 11:53 PM
If you like hard science fiction, check out my free ebook on Amazon.

amazon.com/dp/B004YF1D4E
December 26, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Who knew Frank Zappa was actually Jesus?
December 2, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Leon Muskrat...

I've decided this is how I will refer to the owner of the other place from now on. Who's with me?

#elonmusk #leonmuskrat
November 28, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Leon Muskrat

#ElonMusk
December 1, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Who said this?

"It depends on the tool you use.
Sometimes, there's a fine pink mist
which gets all over everything.
Sometimes, there are splatters
and goo — deep dark red.
They drip & smear when they run."

A) Dr. Frankenstein
B) Dexter
C) Hannibal Lecter
D) Me!

Happy Halloween
December 1, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Just a baby squirrel drinking formula from a bottle.
That's it.
That's the Tweet.
Enjoy!

#babysquirrels
December 1, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Say hello to the newest members of my family.

My 18-year-old Eagle Scout son works at an apartment near the University. These 3 cuties were found abandoned in the street. They are now in rescue. We have a large colony on our property, and they will be welcome.

#AnimalRescue
December 1, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Do you remember when you joined Twitter?
I do!
Thirteen years ago.

#MyXAnniversary
December 1, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Fun Fact:
Carbon nanotubes are made from graphene. Recently, nanotubes have been made using copper instead of carbon as the foundation for the single-molecule-thick sheet. The official abbreviation for these new "copper nanotubes" is...

Cu N T

@AnnCoulter is a copper nanotube.
December 1, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Listen up, all you cretinous puss-filled bags of human excrement. The next time you wanna pick on a boy for loving his father,

I'll be your huckleberry.

🖕
December 1, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Siri,
Show me an example of psychological projection crossed with overt sociological deflection rooted in an inherent self-hatred redirection complex.
...
Okay, here's what I found
December 1, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Puppy-killer says what?
Just STFU
December 1, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Liberty is a woman.
And she's pissed off.
I don't blame her.
A bunch of weirdos have taken away her sisters' rights.
And those same weirdos wanna hand over our country to an orange-faced, fat-ass, dimestore, has been, wannabe dictator.
WTF?

image credit

youtube.com/@PhotoshopSurg…
December 1, 2024 at 12:48 PM
December 1, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Fascists dress weird.
December 1, 2024 at 12:48 PM