They will not be deterred by the explanation that there is no chicken tonight. People say you cannot train cats. This is not entirely true. You cannot train cats ON PURPOSE

So far, I have looked at the mess, got overwhelmed, and gone on socials. It's going well.

I shall reinforce this by, when my mum says "the house is very tidy, darling", looking around with a low level of confusion and saying "um, thanks" with a Gallic shrug

I did DNF at the point that the potato shifted and was rolling around in c*m on someone's abs, but it was hilarious

Have you read the infamous potato shifter book?