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I love washing my entire wardrobe every week because Houston Texas Weather decided to roll powerball numbers to dictate the temperatures.

Well I guess there is now evidence for multiple, independent "innies" in Severance. Reality has gone out the window at this point. Could be innies all the way up and down now. Everything the "outies" know could just be Matrix; one more layer.

Never thought I'd be in the position where I say, unironically, that I'd trade my PC for 4 years of George W. Bush Jr.

Wild.

Dwarf Fortress is a game where you give specific instructions to a group of neurodiverse, alcoholic, tantrum-throwing humanoids and watch them fumble through their tasks. I was a restaurant manager for 10 years and I can say they are the same.

I've come to understand that I don't actually like videogames. I like highly targeted nostalgia traps with insurmountable learning curves, more stats than the Disney tax file, and pure RNG that simulate the experience of being 6 years old. Ain't no way 6 year olds out there beating Kid Icarus.

Had a dream last night where airborne rabies was a thing that was happening. I just went to work anyway and remember thinking "that tracks."

The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning

#Severance Fans: A question I've been asking myself for a good while now is How Many Layers of "Innie's" are there per person? My thought is... how many times can you split the split. Is it Innie's all the way down?

Real shit for once:

Fun fact that any 101 econ or business class student knows. 70% of startups fail in years 1-5.

Why the fuck are they running our government like a startup?

Therapist Helper Woman: "You reported a history of rocky relationships. Do you feel like you are drawn to relationships that always fall into the same pattern?"

Me: "Look, I max out the difficulty slider in the dating sim mini-games because if she can't play on hard mode she's not a real gamer."

Therapist Woman Helper: "In your own words tell me about this anxiety you feel is relentlessly crushing you."

Me: "I button-mashed through the tutorial because it was way, way too many boring words and I realized far too late that perma-death is toggled on by default."

Therapist Woman Helper: "On your client intake for-"

Me: "Character Bio."

Therapist Woman Helper: "-m.. okay... would you consider weekly sessions?"

Me: "This sidequest sucks."

Therapist Woman Helper:
"Can you tell me about your decision-making process and why you feel it is 'actively out to ruin you'?"

Me:
"I spent $6,700 on a PC setup so I can play Stoneshard, Disco Elysium, Rift Wizard, and about 120 hrs of the BG3 Character Creation screen..."