I need better pets. No one wants pictures of some tiny fish. Or a lazy house spider named Jeff.

Thanks for reading! Much appreciated 🙂🙂

Eek! I wasn't expecting all the fun to be provided by you, but if you could take responsibility for around 62% of it, that'd take a lot of pressure off the rest of us. Thanks in advance! 😂😂

I'm still living in hope that it's not actually going to happen...

You are still the undefeated king of author photos in newspaper articles sir.

Great article!