It's a baby LMP circa 90-91 ish maybe? I don't remember...

What up Friendos! So I started a thing... Don't expect any updates unless y'all pester the shit out of me with uplifting vibes of encouragement. Anyway here it is...

Unlike you Jaded pessimistic out there I still have the ability to feel optimistic about something even after a lifetime of disappointment, and do you know why?! Because I'm stupid...

We should probably rethink the phrase “balls out” because usually when I’m trying really hard at something I want them in

Just smol kiss....

Mom: "watcha makin for Thanksgiving?"
Me: "probably a scene..."
Mom: "keep it to the backyard and garage"
Me: "fair enough"

Same ships different seas...

#RESIST 🇺🇸

It ain't easy being a bean dog... but it ain't hard either.

A second chance, I'm not gonna fuck this up like twitter...shit can we say fuck I didn't read the tos...