Big Tex
@lucasmcintyre.bsky.social
Musician, cat dad, dad dad, writer of processes, occasional doodler, pretty good guy.
Might actually be three raccoons in a trench coat though.
Might actually be three raccoons in a trench coat though.
We agree Kate McKinnon should play her in a biopic, right?
January 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
We agree Kate McKinnon should play her in a biopic, right?
Bastards.
For all intensive purposes, what idioms or colloquialisms do people seem to constantly get wrong?
December 31, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Bastards.
With a cast this incredible…why wasn’t The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy a better movie?
December 26, 2024 at 12:38 AM
With a cast this incredible…why wasn’t The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy a better movie?
I have been sitting in my car, in my parking spot at my apartments, just listening to the rain on the carport roof. I could listen all night.
December 14, 2024 at 8:20 AM
I have been sitting in my car, in my parking spot at my apartments, just listening to the rain on the carport roof. I could listen all night.
Here’s a cat. Because it’s Friday and my brain is soup.
December 13, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Here’s a cat. Because it’s Friday and my brain is soup.
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Heard a Fox News reporter describe the proposed tariffs on Canadian imports as being paid 100% by companies there.
Kids: Study economics.
Kids: Study economics.
December 3, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Heard a Fox News reporter describe the proposed tariffs on Canadian imports as being paid 100% by companies there.
Kids: Study economics.
Kids: Study economics.
Listening to economists try to be neutral while discussing the post-January economy is kind of like watching someone try to mimic a contortionist. You know your body doesn’t move that way, but you believe it is possible hard enough it will be. Come on. Y’all know it is going to be chaos.
November 23, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Listening to economists try to be neutral while discussing the post-January economy is kind of like watching someone try to mimic a contortionist. You know your body doesn’t move that way, but you believe it is possible hard enough it will be. Come on. Y’all know it is going to be chaos.
Pronouns: he/him
Height: ~6’
Shoe size: 13 or 14, depending
Smoke: not for about 15 years
Tattoos: 5
Piercings: one in my left ear, nipples were pierced from ‘98-‘10
Fav drink: Kroger lemon seltzer from Fred Meyer
Height: ~6’
Shoe size: 13 or 14, depending
Smoke: not for about 15 years
Tattoos: 5
Piercings: one in my left ear, nipples were pierced from ‘98-‘10
Fav drink: Kroger lemon seltzer from Fred Meyer
November 21, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Pronouns: he/him
Height: ~6’
Shoe size: 13 or 14, depending
Smoke: not for about 15 years
Tattoos: 5
Piercings: one in my left ear, nipples were pierced from ‘98-‘10
Fav drink: Kroger lemon seltzer from Fred Meyer
Height: ~6’
Shoe size: 13 or 14, depending
Smoke: not for about 15 years
Tattoos: 5
Piercings: one in my left ear, nipples were pierced from ‘98-‘10
Fav drink: Kroger lemon seltzer from Fred Meyer
Hi, I’m Lucas. My 8th grade principal (Dwight M. Duncan) told me I would only see my 21st birthday if I had the good fortune to go to prison first. This is the burning ember in my soul which fuels whatever meager accomplishments I have achieved.
hi i'm talia and i would be a lot better at math if i cared about it
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇
I'm Zoë, I won't go far
I'm Zoë, I won't go far
November 21, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Hi, I’m Lucas. My 8th grade principal (Dwight M. Duncan) told me I would only see my 21st birthday if I had the good fortune to go to prison first. This is the burning ember in my soul which fuels whatever meager accomplishments I have achieved.
When shit gets weird, we always have rock n’ roll to take us away for a while. #untoothers
November 16, 2024 at 5:43 AM
When shit gets weird, we always have rock n’ roll to take us away for a while. #untoothers
Bernie Sanders coming in to scold Dems for not appealing to the working class, as if Harris and Walz didn’t constantly tout their modest beginnings, is something. Buddy, if a guy who works on his own car and hunts can’t bridge the divide then maybe, just maybe, misogyny and racism are the problem.
November 16, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Bernie Sanders coming in to scold Dems for not appealing to the working class, as if Harris and Walz didn’t constantly tout their modest beginnings, is something. Buddy, if a guy who works on his own car and hunts can’t bridge the divide then maybe, just maybe, misogyny and racism are the problem.
Yes, I do have ADHD. Why do you ask?
November 15, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Yes, I do have ADHD. Why do you ask?
Reminder, Border Patrol’s authority only extends 100 miles from the border. I know this because my then 14-year-old daughter organized protests against border patrol raids at the train/bus depot in my town, around how you calculate 100 miles. She’s 24 now, and still my hero.
Incoming Trump border czar Tom Homan on blue state governors saying they will protect people from deportation raids: "If you're not gonna help us, get the hell out of the way. Because we're going to do it ... we may have to double the number of agents we send to New York City."
November 12, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Reminder, Border Patrol’s authority only extends 100 miles from the border. I know this because my then 14-year-old daughter organized protests against border patrol raids at the train/bus depot in my town, around how you calculate 100 miles. She’s 24 now, and still my hero.