I think about this line all the time

I just saw Tsunami and they DID have coordinated outfits, so maybe Yo La Tengo needs to get with the times, maaaaaaaaaann.

Oh no! What if Samuel Alito was replaced with a political hack? Can you even imagine!!!?

Also, it just doesn't make sense. People committing fraud are the ones who will try to draw attention to themselves? Huh?

To be fair, we all thought that two years ago too!

I'll have the Kitfo Slam and she'll have the Moons Over My Minchet Abesh

On the other hand, I just remembered I have JSN in my keeper fantasy league.

These lovable underdogs put a handcuffed man unsecured in the back of a metal van and drove around until he suffered enough blunt force trauma to die from it. But now they're back and ready to win your hearts with this catchy song!

It's weird cause it felt like a team that really only had a couple flaws. The defense was getting there and the offense just needed some OL improvements. I would not have been surprised if they were the consensus pick to win the division next year. Why blow it up?

I was on tour with a band that summer and somehow we ended up with just the booklet of this album in our van. By the end of the tour, it was already one of my favorite albums before I even heard a note.

I just asked my 7th grade son if he would pretend to be trans to get into a girls bathroom and, oh my god, you should have seen the look he gave me. He did say he'd pretend to be trans to "get into Garuda City" though. He's playing Legend of Zelda.

JAAAAARNathan!!!

(my son did Sarah E. Goode, who invented the foldaway bed, one of the first black women to get a patent. I'd never heard of her before. We're all leearning!)

You'll take my Black History Month posterboard from my cold dead hands

Ha! I got the Great Rock and Roll Swindle album from the Kemp Mill Records Bargain bin in 1996, and it was the only Sex Pistols record I had for 10 years. I loved it!

Da pop-ah bringa you kids free pizza, why you gotta mak-a da fun?