Spring has sprHUng

I’m buying books I won’t be reading any time soon again, nature is healing

Some of you fags would have no idea how to patch up a wall on your own 😈

Accidentally took my Adderall XR instead of my heartburn pill

Blah blah turkeys getting stuffed why am I not getting stuffed blah blah blah

The way I have to practice soft parenting with my own parent is infuriating like you’re 60 years old why am I teaching you how to feel your feelings

This l*xapro has made me so insatiably horny I feel insane

I forgot how fucking annoying colds are. What is the point in blowing my nose if t-minus 2 seconds later she gets re-stuffed

This cold is kicking my ass I wish I had a himbo to take care of me

Hi blue people