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Dylan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@lucalkescoffee.bsky.social
First I drink the coffee ☕️, then I do the things 😎

Interests: Home Automation, Linux 🐧, Raspberry Pi, Music 🎧, Gaming 👾
Time for the UK and Europe to start dumping the U.S debt it owns, not all of it just enough to scare the shit out of Trump into stopping his BS.
January 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
True but I can label a turd “cheese” but ultimately it’s still a turd.
March 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Proof dachshunds have the heart of a lion.
March 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
You know what they say “the customer is always right” therefore a Monzo Luau is required to lift spirits
February 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
What you need to do is get blue sky wallpaper and hang it on the ceiling. Crank up the heating in the office and make everyone wear hawaiian shirts.

Extra bonus if you get the canteen to serve non alcoholic cocktails…Alcoholic cocktails would also work.
February 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
These are brilliant 🤣
February 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM