Finally! I can touch it! *reaches out to touch the belt but insead pokes the belly button*

😏

Three days later, a thin, dotted trail of happy, green, nitrogen-rich plants appears directly beneath the gondola's entire ascent path.

The lift operators would tell stories to their kids about Johnny Applepeed, complete with illustrations:

🪑
💧
🌱

We saved some for you by throwing them away. 😏

I mean not *every* time; sometimes I get a whole 2 minutes. 🥺

But, yeah, somehow theoretically being able to cum whenever I want but just never directly jerking or rubbing must have cranked my sensitivity super high. 😅

Plus now I can totally do it again. Question is: should I or just keep going? 🤔

We know, but we understand and accept you.

You're a trash panda; you've gotta keep a trash can on the nightstand in case you get bored at night. 🤷‍♂️ 😏

Comfort foods and cuddles. Service dog to the rescue!

*stops nomming on a brand new diaper's plastic, dropping it at your feet, slobbery but intact*

*also attempts cuddles but can't get around the Cone Of Shame the vet put on you, brings stuffy instead.*

*wags tail excitedly* All better! 🐕‍🦺

Person approaching Wolfie from front: "I mean... maybe he's just super well-hung?" 🤷‍♂️

After passing, looking back at his butt: "Nope; definitely a diaper. Locked up diaper dog." 😏

Of course! And you can have some waffles too. 😏

*panics, unsure of which "ours"* 🤔

*pours syrup all over the waffles AND the diaper*

✅ 😎

This is what happens when your entire diet consists of trash: even raccoon kits start craving Children's Tums.

BigBzzzenKitten 😏

Awesome job!

Now try to count to 4 *without* using your hands. 😏

ODU sent you their Thong Onesie prototype; it's out of this world. 😏

😅 *stalls* you... uhh absolutely should... just not quite yet.

*panics trying to find a spare diaper*

Screw it.

*grabs old t-shirt and a ziplock bag(?) just in case*

Would be way funnier if you just did sponsorships:

"I'm basically swimming in this diaper... speaking of swimming, try SurfMinnow™ VPN today. It's like huge padding for your internet, and I'm always well-protected. Use code SOGBUTTWOLFIE for 20% off!"

Oh that reminds me!

*Adds a proper lock to the crib door* 😇

Alpha baby spec fully unlocked and confirmed. 😏

They mess the diaper, to make it seem unpeed
— Peedrick Niescheiß