Luke
@luballs.bsky.social
There is no greater pain than being a Toronto sports fan. Douglas Ford is a Coward.
M.Bison even had sound fiscal policy!
January 24, 2026 at 3:12 PM
M.Bison even had sound fiscal policy!
I will be unavailable for between 2-4 business days, 1 for the celebration and 2-3 for the hangover.
January 12, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I will be unavailable for between 2-4 business days, 1 for the celebration and 2-3 for the hangover.
Ding Bingboingo? A grifter, you say?
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Ding Bingboingo? A grifter, you say?
The Guinness Quality Control Rapid Reponse Team is enroute to your position.
December 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The Guinness Quality Control Rapid Reponse Team is enroute to your position.
*slaps top* you can fit so many white monsters in this bad boy
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
*slaps top* you can fit so many white monsters in this bad boy
I call him Ding Bingbongo because of this.
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I call him Ding Bingbongo because of this.
I feel like every time @patrickwyman.bsky.social is on you need to do a Rich Piana Memorial Wellness update.
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I feel like every time @patrickwyman.bsky.social is on you need to do a Rich Piana Memorial Wellness update.
Sometimes fiction and reality merge
a man is singing into a microphone on a stage while wearing a striped shirt and bow tie .
ALT: a man is singing into a microphone on a stage while wearing a striped shirt and bow tie .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Sometimes fiction and reality merge
What did I fuckin say, instant follow on that shit.
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
What did I fuckin say, instant follow on that shit.
What the fuck coast guard, you're supposed to be the cool ones
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
What the fuck coast guard, you're supposed to be the cool ones
They stuck the landing big time, everyone's character arcs wrapped up in a neat bow, especially Amos.
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
They stuck the landing big time, everyone's character arcs wrapped up in a neat bow, especially Amos.
Hey @nytimes.com let me fix this headline
"Elected Government official rapes child seeking healthcare"
"Elected Government official rapes child seeking healthcare"
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Hey @nytimes.com let me fix this headline
"Elected Government official rapes child seeking healthcare"
"Elected Government official rapes child seeking healthcare"
You and @jkass99.bsky.social doing a 40k podcast is an instant subscribe
October 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
You and @jkass99.bsky.social doing a 40k podcast is an instant subscribe
Time to sample energy drinks and pre-workout that would send the Dutch into protestant apoplexy
October 27, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Time to sample energy drinks and pre-workout that would send the Dutch into protestant apoplexy
I'm so sorry the mariners played great ball but holy fuck these birbs
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I'm so sorry the mariners played great ball but holy fuck these birbs
What if Kenshiro, but from Detroit.
a cartoon character in a blue jacket and red shirt
ALT: a cartoon character in a blue jacket and red shirt
media.tenor.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
What if Kenshiro, but from Detroit.
The Toronto Blue Jays: friendship is magic, bitch.
October 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Toronto Blue Jays: friendship is magic, bitch.
"for the more refined pallet, we have a rare selection of pre-reformulation Jack3d. A hint of citrus, and enough caffeine to fight god."
October 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"for the more refined pallet, we have a rare selection of pre-reformulation Jack3d. A hint of citrus, and enough caffeine to fight god."
This is what it feels like when they film in Toronto and do a half-ass job disguising it as NYC, Boston, Chicago or DC.
April 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is what it feels like when they film in Toronto and do a half-ass job disguising it as NYC, Boston, Chicago or DC.
This is magnificent, the white monsters are icing on the cake.
March 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is magnificent, the white monsters are icing on the cake.
Don't you fucking dare Joe, the Dutch still like Canadians. Mostly.
March 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Don't you fucking dare Joe, the Dutch still like Canadians. Mostly.
Gonna put the rugby community pretty high on my "do not piss off" list.
December 7, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Gonna put the rugby community pretty high on my "do not piss off" list.