I liked to reread Rovin’s guidebooks as a kid, even the sections for games I never saw. Secondhand fun.

Somehow I knew right away that it was his without seeing the caption. It’s got an Albert quality to it

*custom straight from reality

To this very day, I’ll be reading a history book or article and find out that Pratchett took some strange Discworld straight from reality

Somebody tried this once. A legendary failure https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vortigern_and_Rowena

I was never invested in raisins but now I think you should have a permit to buy them. People drop raisins on the street like they’re not deadly poison

I was using Spanish speech to text on Duolingo, and it rendered “los poemas de Neruda” as “los problemas de Naruto.” Frankly I would just as soon have an exercise about that