L. T. Hewitt
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L. T. Hewitt
@lthewitt.bsky.social
Award-winning writer, director and actor.

https://app.spotlight.com/5736-5614-8965
@rbkc.gov.uk Nearly got hit by a car because you still haven't installed pedestrian crossings at Battersea Bridge. People have died here, but there's still no safe way to cross from the north-west.
May 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Maybe it's time to rethink which side you're on.
April 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
No way someone REWATCHED 'Megalopolis'.
March 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
CASTING CALL: 'An Acquired Taste'

A food blogger tries to go professional. An investor mulls over a school for orangutans. And a morally conflicted vegan invents software which will change the way we eat forever...

Send CV/Spotlight and showreel to hewittcalls@gmail.com
February 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
February 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Cancel AI now.
February 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I don't know what caused the sudden uptick in views, but I'm very grateful to whomever shared my short film!

youtu.be/GoizCN8VL3U
February 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Co-producer needed for a play in London in May. Vegetarian and anti-capitalism themes. Email lukethomashewitt@gmail.com with your experience or CV to apply.

#castingcall #producer #theatreproducer #theatre
January 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Working at a cinema isn't all crouching by a project to see when to adjust the lights. But sometimes it's exactly that.
January 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
No amount of money can save you from cringe.
January 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
White hot chocolate or hot white chocolate?
December 29, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Going home for Christmas

#family #funny #awkward
December 23, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Luigi Mangione's dark side REVEALED
December 12, 2024 at 4:11 PM
If you believed Elon Musk supports free speech, you're an idiot.

www.independent.co.uk/tech/elon-mu...
November 27, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Named after the very thing they don't have. Like a Greek myth. Or a minor character in the Wizarding World.
November 26, 2024 at 1:11 AM
When your headlines are written by the cryptic crossword setter.
November 22, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Sir, you ARE the big business and you're making it very clear you do want us to know.
November 21, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Serious contender for most insensitive headline of the decade...

#onedirection #liampayne
November 20, 2024 at 2:52 AM
So how's everyone's Edinburgh Fringe accommodation search going...?

£159,010 for four people for less than a month. To rent a flat. Not to buy.
November 19, 2024 at 4:11 AM
How is this not an Onion headline?
November 14, 2024 at 8:36 PM
New headshots from Patch Studios!
November 14, 2024 at 4:21 PM