I was telling my friendo it was #AsexualAwarenessWeek and they replied “oh so you pick a sexuality you want people to know about?” It’s not A sexual awareness it’s asexual!

I was sitting on a bench drinking a lovely DrPepper when a group of people dressed as poker cards walked past preaching about how you can fall in love and feel no sexual attraction…They were all Ace!

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I once was approached by a group telling me their friend needed me and we headed to a dorm room where said friend exited the bathroom and exclaimed “”I said give me A SEC YALL!””

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Just thinking about the time I had a short stint in a law firm wearing my blue suit and red tie to work everyday with my hair sticking up at the back because I could never keep it down and everyone called me the Ace Attorney

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Fell into a pit and was told by command to wait until I can ambush the enemy and turn the tide of war thus making me their Ace in the hole

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