Happy birthday, you bloody lovely man. Here's Jen's cat and all round special lady, Hitchens.

The point I'm driving at is: if you don't enjoy Bluesky, you don't have to inflict it on yourself. Leaving social media is extremely good for your mental wellbeing.

You control the buttons you press.

Exactly! 😄

Broth, I want to make you aware that your detractors and naysayers should be hit really hard on the forehead with a slotted spoon.

Like "touch grass"?

Well, he did! But Mickey and Minnie Mouse rocked up at 5 and Bluey and Bingo were there at 4. It was quite the star-studded affair!

It wasn't even clever. He said, "Santa is arriving at 6, the lights go on at 7 - and we know what's between 6 and 7 don't we? 6 7!"

Like... the structure of a joke is there but not the actual presence of anything funny.

Oh, shit, I forgot this all-timer!

What's wild is we have a solid five or six years of episodes where you could pull at least one stellar delivery every week.

I very often thing of Homer threatening Raphael the Wiseguy with "If I had my gun...!" and his response of "Yeaaahh, well, y'don't"

FUCK I'm so stupid! That's so obvious! 😄

That's how Britain got Johnson. "Oh, I like him because he's funny."

I think Peter Kay is funny but I don't want him running the country.

Twitter, Reddit, Facebook, Bluesky

I genuinely think this is one of the funniest things ever produced. It's the series embracing pure stupidity and I love it. So many lines that are expertly crafted for maximum comedy.

Is this part of The Whole Bloody Affair? 'cause if not I now have a NEW Kill Bill holy grail before I've even seen the first one and I am going to explode.

IT TIME

Perfection is found! The logo is the wrong colour for Europe.