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Leigh Holmes Foster
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Co-host/songwriter 🌈🎙 @lezhangoutpod. 🎶@dollarbeanprod. Wife. Mommy. “Everything you’re sure is right can be wrong in another place.” (she/her) 🍉😷
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October 2024
The Oct 2024 cover of The Economist calling the US economy “The Envy of the World” depicting a wad of cash shooting into the sky like a rocket with a huge jet-thrust of flame under it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Lindsey Halligan claiming to be “off the record” has exactly this energy
October 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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This story is absolutely killing me 😂

“Concerned mom”: This is clearly about vaginal fluids and vaginas and sexy-sex-sex things!

Me: Ma’am, those are some pressed lemons…
Screenshot from an article: A sticker with the sexually suggestive term “Lesbian Juice” was given out at freshman orientation Aug 13 at a Kansas City-area HS, The Heartlander has learned. A picture of a sticker shaped like a can with the lesbian flag motif over it, with the words “Lesbian Juice” and a bunch of lemon halves and quarters. Screenshot of article text reading: The meaning of it is clear enough to concerned parent Carrie Schmidt, who has confronted the district on other matters such as lewd books in district libraries. "It's a sexual innuendo. It's like bodily fluids. It has to do with, like, the vagina. That's what it says to me," Schmidt, who found out about the incident from another parent, tells The Heartlander.
September 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Niche joke, but these have the exact same energy:
A screenshot of an Andrew Cuomo tweet that reads: “In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.” A still of Gachnar from Buffy yelling “I am the dark lord of nightmares!”
August 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Just a normal person taking a NYT quiz:
A gif of Zac Oyama on Dropout’s show Game Changer saying “Give me your teeth” as the world’s most terrifying tooth fairy.
June 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Sincerely,
Raymond Holt
A screenshot of a Trump tweet: “The GREAT B-2 pilots have just landed, safely, in Missouri. Thank you for a job well done!!! DONAKD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!”
June 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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It’s been a week, so can we all agree that this was absolutely *the dumbest* Connections category they’ve ever had?
A screenshot of a Connections category from the NYT game: “Engaging in an activity with pins or needles”, with the words “acupuncturing, bowling, sewing, wrestling”
June 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Here’s just a few:
A graphic from the Arab Center in Washington DC of “Israeli officials’ statements on Gaza” including things like calling them “monsters” and “human animals” and saying they will “wipe [them] off the face of the earth”
June 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Is this anything?
A photo of Trump looking like a dejected toddler at his pathetic parade. A speech bubble has been edited in with him saying “You’re Fyred”
June 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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@jamellebouie.net really hitting the nail on the head a few days ago.

Another needless, dangerous, almost-definitely illegal escalation from the White House
A screenshot of a post from Jamelle Bouie saying “the White House thinks brute force is, no pun intended, a trump card. they don’t anticipate pushback and they don’t know how to handle it with anything other than escalation. the issue is that each escalation is itself a gamble. if protestors refuse to back down, you’ve lost face.” Posted on June 7
June 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Current state of the US government:
The slap fight between Xander and Harmony from Buffy. It remains one of the most pathetic, ineffective battles yet put on film.
June 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Basically me finding aphids all over my garden
A gif from Avatar of the cabbage guy yelling “My cabbages!”
May 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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My buddy. My guy. BELIEVE ME we know.
A screenshot of a tweet by Elon Musk saying “Please put “never went to therapy” on my gravestone”
May 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Pulling out a classic at the ol NYT
GIF of two guys on a bench at a bus stop, with one of them saying to the other “If you ask a cop if he’s a cop, he’s, like, obligated to tell you.”
May 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I want to go to there
A screenshot of a German Duolingo sentence that translates to “Too bad, the ICE is cancelled”
May 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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An article headline, reading “ELON MUSK SELLS X TO HIS OWN XAI FOR $33 BILLION IN ALL-STOCK DEAL” A screenshot of a quote from Catch-22 by Joseph Heller: ‘I do it to make a profit.’ ‘But how can you make a profit? You lose two cents an egg.’ ‘But I make a profit of three and a quarter cents an egg by selling them for four and a quarter cents an egg to the people in Malta I buy them from for seven cents an egg. Of course, I don’t make the profit. The syndicate makes the profit. And everybody has a share.’ Yossarian felt he was beginning to understand. ‘And the people you sell the eggs to at four and a quarter cents apiece make a profit of two and three quarter cents apiece when they sell them back to you at seven cents apiece. Is that right? Why don’t you sell the eggs directly to you and eliminate the people you buy them from?’ ‘Because I’m the people I buy them from,’ Milo explained. ‘I make a profit of three and a quarter cents apiece when I sell them to me and a profit of two and three quarter cents apiece when I buy them back from me. That’s a total profit of six…
March 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Hegseth shitshow reminding me of this hit:
Headline: “Rudy Giuliani accidentally tweets Google search on "dementia," presumably targeting Biden” After apparent tweet gaffe related to "major exposé" of Biden, Giuliani and his aide declined to answer questions With a photo of Giuliani looking confused by a cell phone below. Screenshot of a paragraph from the article: "Does dsm have 5 definitions of dementia and" tweeted Giuliani, President Donald Trump's former informal cybersecurity adviser, who once butt-dialed an NBC News reporter in the middle of a sensitive conversation and left a three-minute-long self-incriminating voicemail message.
March 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Dems proving once again that the only thing they know how to resist is retiring.
Chuck Schumer sitting in an arm chair looking like a senile Grandpa. It’s a deep leather chair, and from the photo one might question whether he could stand up without assistance.
March 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Can someone tell me why this Pokémon is DTF?
A picture of a Simipour Pokémon card from the trading card game. Simipour is laying on a rock propped up on one elbow with a finger tracing the rock in front of them.
March 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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“It’s one car, Michael, what could it cost, $800 billion dollars?”
A screenshot of an article headline: “Trump says he will buy a ‘new Tesla’ to show support for Musk. Underneath is a photo of a man at a protest holding a sign saying “Don’t Buy Tesla”
March 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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GIF of Jo from Little Women saying “Women”
February 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Our 6yo: The quillfish! I think it’s like a fish all covered with spines. Like a porcupine. “The Porcupine of the Sea” I like to call it sometimes!

Us: (looking up what a quillfish looks like)
A picture of a quillfish: a long, skinny, eel-like fish which looks decisively not spiny at all.
February 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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No Kings but Drag Kings ✊🏼
A picture of the cover with Trump wearing a crown and the words “Long live the king” with a giant red X over the whole thing.
February 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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30 Day Song Challenge

Day 8: A song you like with a food in the title

#30DaySongChallenge
#30DayMusicChallenge
#MusicSky
#Music
A graphic of prompts for a “30 day song challenge” A Spotify screenshot of “Sugar at the Bottom” by Hayley Kiyoko
January 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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30 Day Song Challenge

Day 7: A song to drive to

#30DaySongChallenge
#30DayMusicChallenge
#MusicSky
#Music
A graphic with prompts for a “30 day song challenge” A Spotify screenshot of Belinda Carlisle’s “Heaven is a Place on Earth”
January 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM