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The Tuxedo Bros
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Freeloading fur babies with a servant-in-training
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Happy Meowmy’s Day!
Two black and white tuxedo patterned cats lie on a sofa with pillows and blankets, looking into the camera with their yellowish green eyes.
May 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Pocket was chasing me, and while running away, I clawed Mama’s eyelid. She bled like a stuck pig for 20 minutes. Am I sorry? Absolutely not. #NotSorry
Closeup photo showing two scratches above Mama’s left eyelid
March 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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It’s snowing. I’ll be in my box until further notice. #BooBooInABox
Tuxedo bro Rudy snuggles into his black and white box. His adorable head is visible. The cleaners vacuumed his box for his yesterday. They love him and his brother Pocket. Rudy will repay their kindness by shedding fur in his box…again.
February 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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We lean like we pay taxes. With our cuteness. You’re welcome.
Tuxedo bro Pocket leans on the penthouse of the cat tree surrounded by plants and his Meowmy’s adoration. Tuxedo bro Rudy leans against the sofa while lying on Meowmy’s blanket with big round eyes. He’s planning to launch a master class on using cuteness for exploitation.
January 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Meowmy says we’re precious. Of course we are!
Tuxedo cat bros Pocket and Rudy snuggle on the sofa while leaning against the pillows and resting on Meowmy’s plush robe.
January 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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The cat should have run over this consumer. Do better, human.
Image of a cat seated in a mini ice cream truck with stickers on it. The human’s one-star review says: “Don’t order from him! Total scam and horrible customer service. I paid for my ice cream and have been waiting for more than 30 minutes now. He started swatting at me and TRIED TO RUN ME OVER! Then he proceeded to bite his truck like an animal.”
January 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Happy Caturday! (But seriously, isn’t every day
#Caturday?)
Tuxedo cat Marshall stretches his long front legs as he lounges, because his human does everything for him. Rudy lies in an unzipped purple overnight bag, because he can. Tuxedo bro Pocket gazes back at his human as he reclines in the penthouse suite of the cat tree. Pocket shows off his mixed toe beans while he leans against a pillow on the sofa.
January 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Pocket and Rudy here. We love sitting on the blue yoga mat we stole from out servant. What should we do next?
Tuxedo cat brothers Pocket and Rudy lounge on the blue yoga mat they stole from their servant and ponder world domination.
December 28, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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Hi! We are Pocket and Rudy, the Tuxedo Bros. Look into our eyes. Resistance is futile.
Tuxedo cat Rudy puts his mom in a trance so she’ll serve more treats. Tuxedo cat brothers Pocket (back) and Rudy lounge on their couch, awaiting pets from their servant. Tuxedo cat brother Rudy rests his chin on the arm of a chair and stares with his big eyes. Tuxedo cat brother Pocket rests a white paw on his servant’s leg and sends instructions through his eyes.
December 28, 2024 at 2:26 PM