“Mom! When I was a baby, I peed in my pants!”
“Yeah?”
“And when I was a baby, I pooped in my pants too!”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah!”
Slams the door and goes stampeding back down the hallway.
“Mom! When I was a baby, I peed in my pants!”
“Yeah?”
“And when I was a baby, I pooped in my pants too!”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah!”
Slams the door and goes stampeding back down the hallway.