LPSteve
@lpsteve.bsky.social
Keeping gruntled whenever possible
Wish I’d had it last week!
February 10, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Wish I’d had it last week!
The punter was great, but come on. They could have given the Patriots the ball at the 50 on every possession and the outcome wouldn’t have been much differen.
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
The punter was great, but come on. They could have given the Patriots the ball at the 50 on every possession and the outcome wouldn’t have been much differen.
I demand proof! Folding a fitted sheet, indeed.
February 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I demand proof! Folding a fitted sheet, indeed.
It’s the seven percent who can’t make up their minds that gets me.
February 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
It’s the seven percent who can’t make up their minds that gets me.
Thursday night? I’d be at the wrestling matches at the Jacksonville Coliseum.
January 30, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Thursday night? I’d be at the wrestling matches at the Jacksonville Coliseum.
No! I’m so sorry for everyone who knew him. Blessings to all.
January 29, 2026 at 1:03 AM
No! I’m so sorry for everyone who knew him. Blessings to all.
If only Walter hadn't pissed off Hav-A-Tampa by insisting on smoking his pipe!
January 16, 2026 at 2:43 PM
If only Walter hadn't pissed off Hav-A-Tampa by insisting on smoking his pipe!
Difference. Fat fingers.
December 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Difference. Fat fingers.
Matt did, and it made zero differenc.
December 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Matt did, and it made zero differenc.
There’s books and there’s “books.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There’s books and there’s “books.”
Halfway through the second season of Succession, I just said, “Why am I doing this to myself?” and abandoned ship. Zero regrets. Mileage varies for this kind of thing, obviously, because I liked 90% of Breaking Bad.
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Halfway through the second season of Succession, I just said, “Why am I doing this to myself?” and abandoned ship. Zero regrets. Mileage varies for this kind of thing, obviously, because I liked 90% of Breaking Bad.
Can’t hear it without thinking “All Hat, No Cattle.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Can’t hear it without thinking “All Hat, No Cattle.”
What could be in the tomb anyway? Cases of Tony Cachere’s seasoning?
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What could be in the tomb anyway? Cases of Tony Cachere’s seasoning?
The braying jackass is right on the nose.
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The braying jackass is right on the nose.
He’s such a nothing. Who would bother?
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
He’s such a nothing. Who would bother?
Last summer, my son and I were visting London and went to Sir John Soane's Museum, which is amazing. As we were leaving, the doorman told us not to miss the Hunterian, right across the green there. We went and were blown away. One of the best days of our trip.
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Last summer, my son and I were visting London and went to Sir John Soane's Museum, which is amazing. As we were leaving, the doorman told us not to miss the Hunterian, right across the green there. We went and were blown away. One of the best days of our trip.
I’m not worried about him.
October 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’m not worried about him.
You live in a world full of guys. You already know the answer to that. See? I’m doing it right now!
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You live in a world full of guys. You already know the answer to that. See? I’m doing it right now!
You’re in Veselka, for Gods sake. Put down the phone and eat your beets!
October 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You’re in Veselka, for Gods sake. Put down the phone and eat your beets!
I don’t think you can completely separate character from funniness. If your appeal is humor that pierces hypocrisy, you’d better not be a hypocrite. Burr is doing the same thing he’s ripped other performers for doing. It changes the way you look at him, regardless of the quality of his material.
October 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I don’t think you can completely separate character from funniness. If your appeal is humor that pierces hypocrisy, you’d better not be a hypocrite. Burr is doing the same thing he’s ripped other performers for doing. It changes the way you look at him, regardless of the quality of his material.