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Lucien Greathouse
@lpg.space
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Somebody let me run a game studio and so now I do that. Working on @ms80.space with my favorite people.
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https://lpg.space
https://secondhalf.games/
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November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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I think this is the most representative post I could find.

so… yeah!
October 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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man discovers behavior trees

#indiedev #indiegamedev #gamedev
September 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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It's easy to forget the difference between Stalagmites and Stalactites!

Use this easy mnemonic to remember the difference: It "Stalagmite fall on your head!"

#geology #learning #education
A chart showing stalagmites and stalactites with labels. The title is: "Stalagmites vs. Stalactites How do you remember the difference?" A green arrow to a stalactite says "Stalagmite fall on your head" A red arrow to a stalagmite says "Stalactites are on the floor" (the diagram is wrong)
September 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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buy a horse buy a horse buy a horse
"just need to lock in" meme template with text: 1. i just need to buy a horse 2. i just need to buy a horse 3. question: "are ya winnin', son?" answer: "yes i just need to buy a horse" 4. horse of agreeability: YEA!
September 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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are YOU using Anti #Horse Units of Measurement?

please see this #art. #chart.
Are you using Anti-Horse Units of Measurement? Neigh! / Yea! Watts -> Horsepower Meters -> Hands Kilometers -> Furlongs Centimeters -> Barleycorns Kilograms -> Stone
September 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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To my many friends that have lost their lives over the years, I am sorry that you did not live to see the day you are accepted. I remain hopeful for the future where we look back on these times as a dark past nearly faded from memory.

Trans rights are human rights.
The transgender Pride Flag
September 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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HELLO, I am a #digitalart designer who can MAKE you're thrilling Designs.

...a little bit about me:
🕴️EXTENSIVE background? You got it
⏰FOUR HOURS of #oc #art experience
🤑always ready to CREATE MONEY

Let me be a 🦋butterfly🦋 to your next project!

DETAILS ENCLOSED ... may I await your call?
LUCIEN IS CHANGING CAREERS INTO GRAPHICS DESIGNER IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU MAY BE BLIND OR LOW VISION. YOU ARE THE PRIME CANDIDATE FOR MY SERVICES. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE SOME DESIGNS THAT I CAN GUARANTEE LOOK GOOD, PLEASE CALL ME AT (650) 867-5309 IMMEDIATELY SO THAT YOU CAN LOCK IN A DISCOUNTED RATE OF $895.99 PER DESIGN. IF YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN HERE I WILL SUE YOU IN THE STATE OF WYOMING. IN THE STATE OF WYOMING, THE LAWS ARE VERY FAVORABLE TO FREELANCE DESIGNERS, ESPECIALLY ASPIRING ONES. THEY ARE VERY FOND OF SMALL BUSINESS. PLEASE TRUST ME. YOU ARE GETTING THE BEST DEAL AVAILABLE BY BOOKING THROUGH THIS ALT-TEXT ADVERTISEMENT LOCATED HERE. ANYWAYS, WHILE I HAVE YOU HERE... DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF SCHOOLS TEACH HOW TO BE A CLOWN? YOU CAN CALL THE SAME NUMBER ABOVE TO TELL ME ABOUT THAT. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A CLOWN. THEY ARE SO FUNNY. NOT SCARY. I DO NOT WANT TO BE A SCARY CLOWN AND WOULD NOT ATTEND A SCHOOL THAT MAKES SCARY CLOWNS, LIKE HARVARD OR YALE. I WOULD ONLY WANT TO GO TO A SCHOOL THAT MAKES HAPPY CLOWNS OR FUNNY CLOWNS. I THINK UC BERKELEY USED TO HAVE A FUN CLOWNERY PROGRAM BUT IT WAS SHUT DOWN BY JIMMY CARTER. WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING THESE DAYS. OKAY BUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE CLOWN THING, MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHITE AND BROWN EGGS IS? MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SETTLE THIS DEBATE FOR NEARLY THREE YEARS BUT EVERYONE ONLINE SEEMS TO BE LYING ABOUT IT. I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE THE SAME (LIKE M&M'S) BUT ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE CERTAIN THEY TASTE DIFFERENT (LIKE SKITTLES). WE TRIED TO DO A DOUBLE BLIND TASTE TEST BUT NONE OF OUR RESULTS ARE REPRODUCIBLE. MAYBE IF YOU KNOW SOME SCIENTISTS ("REPRODUCIBILITY CRISIS") THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP. I ONCE GOT CONNED INTO SPENDING THREE DAYS IN A TIMESHARE SALES MEETING. THEY LOCKED THE DOORS AND WOULDN'T LET US LEAVE. THEY SET FIRE TO THE BUILDING AND ONLY UNLOCKED THE DOORS ONCE WE AGREED TO BUY IN. THEY STILL WATCH ME.
September 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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a mildly annoying experience this week
"Friendship ended with" meme template featuring graphics cards. It says: Friendship ended with The 5070 Ti I bought that I had to RMA Now My old 3070 is my best friend
September 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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it me

#hiring #indiegamedev
A crudely drawn image of a person with blonde hair and a beard on webcam. The caption reads: Lucien Greathouse (b. 1900s) Google Meet Call, 2025 Oil on canvas A reflection of the author giving interviews all week on Google Meet.
September 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Also a couple ahead of me walked by this one and the guy pointed and said “haha they spelled material wrong”
September 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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I think it’s funny trying to figure out what the defense contractor ads here are even for just based on what’s shown
September 10, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Building a little trigger system for our levels! I think this has been a long time coming.

#indiedev #indiegamedev #gamedev
September 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Miro, no! That's not magenta!
mouse cursor over a red circle with the label "Magenta" in the Miro color picker UI
September 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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ok ok let's give it another go
September 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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caves of qud in the design doc
August 31, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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#sandwich
August 19, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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My Pocky melted in the car and now I have a bunch of Pocky Popsicles
June 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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if guards are chasing you but you have water walking they'll just walk into the water and die

#oblivion
April 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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April 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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one of the unique perks of being part of Second Half Games
three copies of Dark Souls being purchased on Steam for $39.99 each
April 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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What Wikipedia article do you think this collage of images is from?
April 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Anti-aliased line art 🧑‍🍳

#indiedev #gamedev
March 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Inspiring! This game developer treated himself to a healthy dinner.

#indiedev
March 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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BAD DOG.

#gamedev #indiedev
February 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM