lpaton83
@lpaton83.bsky.social
What is it about him and really stupid takes on everything?
January 8, 2026 at 1:55 PM
What is it about him and really stupid takes on everything?
It was always "Protect our girls provided it furthers our beliefs and worldview"
January 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
It was always "Protect our girls provided it furthers our beliefs and worldview"
Much like Trump I rather suspect he'd be happier in the entertainment/ podcasting business than actually governing.
January 7, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Much like Trump I rather suspect he'd be happier in the entertainment/ podcasting business than actually governing.
A perfectly normal statement for a dementia patient.
Less so so for a president.
Less so so for a president.
January 6, 2026 at 6:44 PM
A perfectly normal statement for a dementia patient.
Less so so for a president.
Less so so for a president.
If you don't want to be impeached try not commiting crimes you orange tool.
January 6, 2026 at 5:24 PM
If you don't want to be impeached try not commiting crimes you orange tool.
How to make diplomatic relations sound rapey.
January 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
How to make diplomatic relations sound rapey.
I'd ask why does it sound like Elon but there's a strong posibility grok is just another one of his burner accounts
January 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I'd ask why does it sound like Elon but there's a strong posibility grok is just another one of his burner accounts
Translation: We dont have a plan and this will absolutely come back to bite us in a way we haven't accounted for.
January 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Translation: We dont have a plan and this will absolutely come back to bite us in a way we haven't accounted for.
What happens when you splice together The Joker and The Penguin.
January 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
What happens when you splice together The Joker and The Penguin.
He's definitely earned himself another Fifa Peace prize.
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
He's definitely earned himself another Fifa Peace prize.
So you guys are pro-kidnaping now?
January 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
So you guys are pro-kidnaping now?
We report on the world as President Trump says it ... I mean as it is
January 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
We report on the world as President Trump says it ... I mean as it is
They made anger the core part of their personality and now don't know how to switch it off.
January 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
They made anger the core part of their personality and now don't know how to switch it off.
It's like Bari told one of the interns "Get ChatGPT to write an insincere apology with a patriotism vibe"
January 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
It's like Bari told one of the interns "Get ChatGPT to write an insincere apology with a patriotism vibe"
Bari's clearly feeling a little tense.
January 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Bari's clearly feeling a little tense.
I get more "divorced dad posting edgy Joker meme" vibes.
January 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I get more "divorced dad posting edgy Joker meme" vibes.
I would absolutely watch that movie.
January 1, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I would absolutely watch that movie.
This is what what you get when you order Elton John from Temu.
January 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
This is what what you get when you order Elton John from Temu.
Is it possible they get socialists confused with monks?
January 1, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Is it possible they get socialists confused with monks?
'The Trumps have always supported the arts"
... putting Erics finger paintings on the fridge doesnt count.
... putting Erics finger paintings on the fridge doesnt count.
December 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
'The Trumps have always supported the arts"
... putting Erics finger paintings on the fridge doesnt count.
... putting Erics finger paintings on the fridge doesnt count.
I'll be amazed if that man's not had a restraining order or two filed against him.
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'll be amazed if that man's not had a restraining order or two filed against him.
I don't wish to pre-judge but usually a right winger that beats his chest about kids this much usually has some kind of illegal material on his hard drive ...
December 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I don't wish to pre-judge but usually a right winger that beats his chest about kids this much usually has some kind of illegal material on his hard drive ...
You mean he doesnt get any work after his box office hits such as .... uhhh.
... I've got nothing.
... I've got nothing.
December 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
You mean he doesnt get any work after his box office hits such as .... uhhh.
... I've got nothing.
... I've got nothing.
Ok
I'm positive that most billionaires need to get in the sea.
I'm positive that most billionaires need to get in the sea.
December 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Ok
I'm positive that most billionaires need to get in the sea.
I'm positive that most billionaires need to get in the sea.