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LozRex
@lozrex.bsky.social
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South London homo & lover of architecture, design, art, prosecco, selfies and pugs. (He/Him). #TransRightsareHumanRights #TeamOrca🐋
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“How can we make the Irish pub more Irish?
"PAINT IT GREEN."
"Seems a bit cliché, but ok."
"AND PUT SOME GUINNNES ON IT"
"Right..."
"AND TOUCANS"
"Ok stop."
"WHAT'S THE FUCKING CRAIC"
O'Neil's pub, new paint job in all green. There's some painted toucans on the side mid-flight carrying pints of Guinness on their beaks
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Blood tests are not our friends :(
Pic of a pug at the vet. He is sitting on steel vet table, someone is holding him up under his armpits with his legs splayed out in front. He’s got a blue bandage on his front leg. He looks very unimpressed with his pink tongue poking out. Various medial vet stuff in the background.
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Hey Siri: show me basic 30 something gay man in wrestling singlet
Basic white gay in a blue wrestling singlet and white socks
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Oh there was
A reform looking spitfire
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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I like how they just recycled the tombstone from last weeks Halloween decor.

Ps, WHERES YO POPPY, BITCH?!
Window display of a local haberdashery, full of poppies, crossed, papier-mâché airplanes and other assorted remembrance shit.
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Robot got no business being that caked up tbh
robot buns
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Am munching on them as we speak
A little bowel of roasted pumpkin seeds
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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From Halloween decor to tasty soup.
Worry not tiny pumpkin, your tender flesh shall not go to waste.
A couple of small pumpkins on a chopping board, one has already been cut up with its guts falling out and the other one has a very worried expression sharpied on.
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Wine o’clock 🍷
Selfie holiding a glass of white wine. I’m wearing a grey hoodie, black T-shirt and clear framed glasses.
November 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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“Don’t wind the dog up”

Me:
October 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Fancied a lil’ walk via One Tree Hill on my way home 🍂 #LondonLife
London skyline from One Tree Hill in south London. Foreground is framed by autumnal foliage in reds, yellows, browns and greens. London cityscape, buildings visible including Shard, Liverpool financial cluster and elephant and castle’s strata. Fluffy clouds and overcast lighting.
October 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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FOR CLARITY
WhatsApp screenshot to husband. Text:”Shoes were giving me blisters so I picked these up in Crisis 13:13 // Crisis the shop13:13// I wasn't in crisis 13:13 Well I was 13:13// But crisis the shop 13:13// I wasn't having one 13:13//“
October 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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When the timeline aligns
October 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Nothing says post-holiday morbs like arriving back at East Croydon 💀
Photo: me say on a manky looking southern train with my feet up on my yellow suitcase. Looking miserable as fuck.
October 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Off to the rock pools to look at the fishies so I’m swapping the flip flops for flippers 🤿 🐠 🌊
POV pic of my legs and feet wearing black and yellow scuba fins
October 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Obligatory hot dog legs pic at the beach 🏖️
POV beach pic of my hot dog legs on a sun lounger against a beach and sea backdrop with bright blue sky and a few boats.
October 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Just doin’ this now.
(Laundry) 🧼
POV pic in European laundrette. Foot on my knee wearing shorts white socks and pastel blue Nikes. 4 washing machines in the background
October 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Dubrovnik did not disappoint 😍🇭🇷
Scenic view of Dubrovnik's old town by the beach, highlighting the beautiful architecture and vibrant blue waters.
October 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Byeeeeeeeeeee 👋
iOS screenshot of out of office reply: “Away Message Hi, I am currently on annual leave until October 16th. Please contact the main office on Alternatively, feel free to scream endlessly into the eternal cosmic void. Loz”
October 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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We do not like the vet :(
An old pug is sitting on a grey chair in the waiting room of a vet surgery. He is wearing a teal and yellow camo print harness and lead. He looks anxious.
September 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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WOOF WOOF (allegedly) 🐾
Selfie: wearing fursuit dog head. It’s brown and beige.
September 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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My father and I never agree on anything but today we found common ground and it is my shitty landlord 💀
WhatsApp screenshot: • Two photos of dangerously messy electrical wiring, with frayed tape and exposed wires. • A message underneath the photos that says: “Also in other news. I replaced the cooker hob in the kitchen yesterday after Neil smashed its look at the state of the wiring I found when I removed the old one!” • Martin replies with a GIF of a man looking shocked and speechless, followed by a laughing emoji and the text: “Words fail me I’m afraid xx
September 20, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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I fancied a pain au chocolat and a glass of Prosecco, so I went out and got a pain au Chocolat and Prosecco.
Treat yo self.

Happy Saturday 🥂
POV photo my hand holding a. Little of Prosecco. Background: grey floor, black rug and a pug looking at the camera. Wearing black shorts white socks.
September 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Silly lil’ slag got a silly lil’ haircut 💇‍♀️
Selfie: me with a fresh fade. Wearing black tshirt and black neck chain. Silver eyebrow piercing. Short slicked over hair. Walking down road, hedges, cards and ch itch in background.
September 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Local news, for local people!
Meme of GB News: “local news for local”people. With Tubbs and the other inbred one.
September 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM