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Prime Minister Jezz
@loyaultemelie.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈🚜🔶 | Inhumanly fond of an en dash. Whippet mum. History and Non-Fiction Editor with a penchant for untold stories and Richard III. Not gay as in happy, queer as in ...
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@aremay.bsky.social found your new drinking glass
A screenshot of a Facebook post from Wyrdraven, featuring a bottle that looks like a rabbit, with the spout coming from the backside: If sipping mead from a glass rabbit's backside sounds like your kind of Saturday night, you already know where to find us. When Stu first laid eyes on this masterpiece, his exact words were: "WTF is that?" To which Mother, ever the oracle of retail wisdom, replied "I have no frickin clue." And that, dear friends, is how this blue-glass-bottomed-bunny bottle found its forever home on our shelves. We don't question it. We just admire it. Available until someone wyrd enough claims it. Could be you.
November 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Good morning Gracie!
An elderly white-faced whippet staring at the camera with her head resting on the wall of her dog bed. She's wrapped in a pastel blanket and looking very cosy
November 4, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Cardiff, Gracie and I are in you! Why do you have the biggest Greggs I've ever seen?
A whippet lying on a pillow in a coffee shop, with a blue puffer fish blanket on top of her. Her paws are either side of her face in a little sploot
November 1, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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My wife ran a DND one-shot where we were all goblins and she made the most amazing set piece that LIT UP when we found the right gems??
October 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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A screenshot of the search results of his account. It says "No results found for hortman from:eddavey. libdems.org.uk"
September 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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HELP I'M SCARED
A screenshot of the thumbnail of Watcher Entertainment's new YouTube video: The Disturbing Disappearance of the Princes in the Tower
August 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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This is who runs this account
A low resolution photo taken with a flash, showing a whippet at the top of the stairs. She is looming out of the darkness with her eyes glowing. Think if a whippet was a cryptid.
June 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Obligatory "this blew up" post. No soundcloud, here is a picture of my whippet.
An elderly white-faced whippet sitting in the back of a car with her ears pricked up. She's wearing chequerboard pyjamas that have little frogs on.
June 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Timeline cleanse.
An elderly whippet wearing a jumper in the colours of the pan flag (blue, yellow and pink) with a sign pinned to it that says "trans paw-sitive" The same elderly whippet in her pan flag jumper, showing the other side of her sign - it says "Woof Bork Eeeee!" in the colours of the trans flag
May 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHY DOES HE KEEP APPEARING ON ALL MY SOCIAL MEDIA.
An Instagram post of a tweet from someone I'm not naming in case he searches his own name. The text says: My dog Jack is a pure-bred rescue mutt, and not a day goes by that I don't get asked what kind of dog he is. The only problem is I have no idea, so sometimes I just make something up. So this month alone, Jack has been: -a Rhodesian Hatchback - a Folding Retriever -a Hyrulian Shephard - a Mini Collabradoodle - a Stocky Spaniel -a Slack-nosed Warbler
April 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Oh no.
A crocheted narwhal in trans flag colours. The white horn is sticking straight up and looks ... Disturbingly phallic.
March 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Me: I want to do a Dragon Age cosplay, but I don't know what.
@elemarr.bsky.social: oo, yes!
Me: I basically want to do it out of spite.
Ele: I mean ...
A screenshot of the character Spite in Dragon Age: The Veilguard – an Italian man with a dark beard and long hair, glowing slightly purple. (Spite is a demon possessing a human)
February 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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A women trying to eat a cereal bar with a white-faced whippet leaning over her shoulder and staring intently at the food
January 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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IMPORTANT.

I have a new niece 😍
A tiny TINY speckled mini dachshund puppy being held in someone's arms
January 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Too much shit on my timeline today. Here's Gracie and her caterpillar.
An elderly whippet curled up under a blanket. Her head is resting against a 2 metre brightly coloured cuddly toy caterpillar, and the caterpillar's orange leg is blocking out her nose.
January 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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"Can I have some CHEESE, mummy?"
An elderly white-faced whippet in pyjamas looks pleadingly at the camera. She is the reason the term "puppy dog eyes" was invented
December 24, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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Look, as a Baldur's Gate 3 player, I'm really concerned about this "video games are you acting out what you want to do in real life"
An image of a bear from Baldur's Gate 3 smiling
December 12, 2024 at 8:32 AM
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Seaflower Institute is the home of fantastical specimens and peculiar artefacts, now on folksy! Stock is running low of creatures before Christmas, but we've still got our Faerie Spotter's Guide!

folksy.com/shops/thesea...
A copy of "The Faerie Spotter's Guide", with hag stones artfully scattered around it A collection of sprites - handmade fuzzy creatures with clay faces and nature sticking out of their heads A large blue and burgundy dragon curled up in a ball
December 8, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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Defend this man at all costs.
A screenshot of a post from John Epler, which says "sylvia did you see i told the world Emmrich sleeps standing up like a horse"
December 6, 2024 at 8:53 AM
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AW YES
Screenshot of an email from Ticketmaster that is giving me tickets to see Elliot Minor in Birmingham next year
November 29, 2024 at 10:21 AM
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@morgangd.bsky.social gig buddyyyyy
A poster advertising tour dates for Elliot Minor's "Once in a Decade" tour
November 27, 2024 at 11:13 AM
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Morning all.
A whippet wrapped in blankets, with her head face down and her nose pressing against her bed. Her lip is curled and one of her teeth is visible.
November 20, 2024 at 9:33 AM
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A screenshot of a Google search for "biggest car park in Wales"
November 14, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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Oh etsy ...
A Facebook ad from Etsy, with a picture of something labelled "fake cremated remains" inside a banner that says "shop gifts that say 'I get you'".
November 8, 2024 at 8:53 AM