And its cousin:

Alas, missed opportunity to say "something's fishy"

Tom Bombadil is arguable. Even he, who is shown at least to have resisted it for a time, would not have been useful means to bring an end to the present Evil, though. He's not an active enough agent.

Knowers gotta know

"Former serial killer and pathological liar simulator puzzle-RPG" has the sauce

I wanted it to be true. The 7th gets to be people who talk about play constantly as a form of play but don't actually engage. The Armchair. Post-playism.

What's the 7th culture of play? Did I miss an engaging TED Talk that expands the 6?

Crushed velvet in spruce green and purple with white and gold accents. Pine cones. Consider using red only in patterns, like plaid or candy stripes, or to substitute a cool maroon. Old-school green Santa table centerpiece with garland and silver tinsel. Enjoy the festivities.

Tabletop Simulator with a few friends to start with low investment. There are tools to import individual cards or decks from Tappedout and Moxfield.

Urge to re-read Calvin and Hobbes rising

This is the objectively correct way to feel. If you ever get the itch for the setting there are better alternatives like The Ruined King, Song of Nunu, or the TCG Legends of Runeterra.