Charlie @rse
@lowtidegooner.bsky.social
Hella Californian. Drinker of aged teas.
"Thanks, jersey patch. I think I will visit Rwanda."
- no one, ever
- no one, ever
February 5, 2026 at 11:13 AM
"Thanks, jersey patch. I think I will visit Rwanda."
- no one, ever
- no one, ever
Never a bad day at the Arsenal
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Never a bad day at the Arsenal
I'm choosing to support #canada this world cup. The idea of shouting Go USA in any context in 2026 just feels extremist.
Plus...Poutine all summer long with fries cooked in canola oil. Crown Royal and Molsons only. Maple syrup on everything. Let's go.
Plus...Poutine all summer long with fries cooked in canola oil. Crown Royal and Molsons only. Maple syrup on everything. Let's go.
February 5, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I'm choosing to support #canada this world cup. The idea of shouting Go USA in any context in 2026 just feels extremist.
Plus...Poutine all summer long with fries cooked in canola oil. Crown Royal and Molsons only. Maple syrup on everything. Let's go.
Plus...Poutine all summer long with fries cooked in canola oil. Crown Royal and Molsons only. Maple syrup on everything. Let's go.
Finally some reciprocation...
February 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Finally some reciprocation...
cheers to all the businesses that forgot they had a Twitter account for 7 years before someone reminded them that the logo is still in their website footer but that was last spring and they still haven't removed it.
February 4, 2026 at 6:40 AM
cheers to all the businesses that forgot they had a Twitter account for 7 years before someone reminded them that the logo is still in their website footer but that was last spring and they still haven't removed it.
I can't wait for the olympics
February 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I can't wait for the olympics
Its weird that you can get big dick genes from either parent. Your mom could have a massive cock just tucked away in her DNA.
February 3, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Its weird that you can get big dick genes from either parent. Your mom could have a massive cock just tucked away in her DNA.
A measles outbreak at a concentration camp is so USA '26.
February 2, 2026 at 11:42 PM
A measles outbreak at a concentration camp is so USA '26.
The revolution won't be streamed live on Twitch.
January 28, 2026 at 4:18 PM
The revolution won't be streamed live on Twitch.
I hope that every World Cup game in the USA has more people outside protesting than inside watching.
January 28, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I hope that every World Cup game in the USA has more people outside protesting than inside watching.
I wonder how much Christian Pulisic is regretting his Trump dance now. Is he OK with being a poster boy for the regime? Does he have a choice?
January 26, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I wonder how much Christian Pulisic is regretting his Trump dance now. Is he OK with being a poster boy for the regime? Does he have a choice?
@usmnt.ussoccer.com should probably consider a boycott too. Tough choice. Poster boys of murderous regime or not poster boys of murderous regime.
I'm a decades long AO member and I halfway hope we shame ourselves out of the group stage. I won't be watching. #usmnt
I'm a decades long AO member and I halfway hope we shame ourselves out of the group stage. I won't be watching. #usmnt
January 25, 2026 at 4:20 AM
@usmnt.ussoccer.com should probably consider a boycott too. Tough choice. Poster boys of murderous regime or not poster boys of murderous regime.
I'm a decades long AO member and I halfway hope we shame ourselves out of the group stage. I won't be watching. #usmnt
I'm a decades long AO member and I halfway hope we shame ourselves out of the group stage. I won't be watching. #usmnt
I never said Cole Palmer had a long neck. I said he is a long neck.
January 24, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I never said Cole Palmer had a long neck. I said he is a long neck.
I watch every Sean Dyche interview because I don't want to miss the moment he finally clears his throat. I can't wait to see the pundits face when he coughs twice and carries on with a Beckham-esque gentile lisp.
January 23, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I watch every Sean Dyche interview because I don't want to miss the moment he finally clears his throat. I can't wait to see the pundits face when he coughs twice and carries on with a Beckham-esque gentile lisp.
I know that I can just watch it on TV but what is the best way to illegally stream the World Cup this summer?
January 15, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I know that I can just watch it on TV but what is the best way to illegally stream the World Cup this summer?
Virgil Van Dyke as angry at the rules as he is at the inevitability of aging. Give the man a whistle at his retirement party.
January 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Virgil Van Dyke as angry at the rules as he is at the inevitability of aging. Give the man a whistle at his retirement party.
Leeds vs Man Utd is a good reminder of how greatness is fleeting and we should appreciate the good times.
January 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Leeds vs Man Utd is a good reminder of how greatness is fleeting and we should appreciate the good times.
Odegaard has a rhythmic pause to his play that shifts the ball without moving it and befuddles defenders without acknowledging their effort...The ultimate example of deception over trickery.
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Odegaard has a rhythmic pause to his play that shifts the ball without moving it and befuddles defenders without acknowledging their effort...The ultimate example of deception over trickery.
That Declan quiff could win a trophy on its own.
January 3, 2026 at 6:06 PM
That Declan quiff could win a trophy on its own.
My kid just asked me about his brainstem. I told him it connects his brainflower to thoughtsoil. Is that right?
December 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My kid just asked me about his brainstem. I told him it connects his brainflower to thoughtsoil. Is that right?
Last Christmas is a Christmas song in the same way that Die Hard is a Christmas film. A completely unrelated storyline that happened in December. The main difference is that Die Hard is not the worst film ever made.
December 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Last Christmas is a Christmas song in the same way that Die Hard is a Christmas film. A completely unrelated storyline that happened in December. The main difference is that Die Hard is not the worst film ever made.
Its hard to do a world cup wrong. But FIFA has absolutely found every way to mess it up. I'm canceling plans 8 years in the making. Instead, I plan to skip the group stage altogether and pirate feeds for the knockout phases.
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Its hard to do a world cup wrong. But FIFA has absolutely found every way to mess it up. I'm canceling plans 8 years in the making. Instead, I plan to skip the group stage altogether and pirate feeds for the knockout phases.