Lowry Shill
lowryshill.bsky.social
Lowry Shill
@lowryshill.bsky.social
A dream of Megasota
Pretty girls make
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
True love is finding the catch() to your try.
December 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Im at my most judgemental looking at random celebrity wiki pages and calculating the age difference between their partner.
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
An assassin named Mathematically that assassinates non-playoff bound sports teams.
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
People ask me how I started my successful business and I tell them all the same thing: I started by buying my own course on how to start a business.

Said no one ever.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
0 x “a lot better chance” = 0
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If I kill a werewolf in self defense and eat the werewolf due to some wilderness survival situation - am I technically a cannibal? (Btw I’m a human)
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM