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LowPolyMage
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Yeah Twitter sucks now. I'm migrating here. Still big on Splatoon, Nintendo, Cult of the Lamb ect.

I own 3 Lamb plushies now. Praise the Lamb 🐑
That's what I deserve for getting a bootleg tho tbh

The rest of my Eito Aotsuki merch is official from the source though. The butler Collab was just impossible to actually buy over here 😭
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Can you feel my sense of finality and inner peace moving this dumb ass cherry into the Alpha Dex?

I can't stress how hard it was to find this bitch
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I'm gonna be awkward and nervous regardless of what I wear

I just wanted to look less embarrassing when I inevitably make a darn fool of myself in front of her somehow

My rizzing is unpolished. I don't have rizz. Online is easy because I can delete mistakes. I'm shy AF irl

Aaaaaaaaa
October 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
That's the trouble though what if what I really like is a black Nintendo shirt with a tiny embroidered Boo in the corner and olive green skinny pants DX

Does that sound cringe? That sounds cringe. Cringe for a first date. I gotta try harder. Look more cool.
October 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Maybe the fact I'm fretting this much over worrying about impressing her is a sign that I like her back

Ah she's autistic too but I'm scared I'm gonna out 'tism her and be seen as too weird to like

Hopefully she's just as nervous as me, then it'll be a way for us to bond. Shared gay anxiety
October 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I just don't wanna dress super femininely and then set her expectations too high, y'know?

She appears to be a lesbian but I'm not always feminine 24/7 so I don't want to like. Advertise myself as feminine completely to her, y'know?

She asked me out first so that's a good sign she likes me I hope
October 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
They're currently vague posting about me on their twitter about how insane I was to get a refund when they provided 'regular updates'. And have deliberately left out details. Lol.

Ah I'm kinda scared they'll send their following after me so I'm gonna make another account I guess.
October 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
When they quoted '2 weeks to 1 month' for completion.

They got pretty rude in my DMs so I've blocked them and escalated it to PayPal :/

Pretty disappointed tbh. I thought they were cool
October 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Update-

They responded only after I requested a refund from PayPal. They kept insinuating I'm treating them like an Amazon worker, that the commission terms they agreed to was actually way more complicated then I let on and that '2 months was perfectly reasonable for the scale of this'
October 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
It was supposed to be a sorta celebratory artwork for this chapter to a slow burn fanfic I've been writing and I've got people constantly asking me when the update is

I wanted to add it into the fanfic but this artist is taking way, way, way too long. I kinda regret it.
October 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I *know* they've been online recently. They've posted to the account I messaged them on so they're not dead at least. But yeah...kinda getting a bit impatient now!
October 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I would've put them on your dedicated sticker page but I'm outta room there so now Umbreon must protect the toxic yaoi and the video game consoles
September 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Ooo it has a hidden zip at the back specifically for storing your phone

That's cool
September 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Mmnmnm gummy
September 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM