Love that email from Riri saying “guess who forgot to ‘skip this month’ bitch” lol guess I’m shopping for undies now #savagexfenty

Hold on… Ur telling me a DOG eared this book?? 🤨

I love getting musically profiled by my uber/lyft drivers. Do I still listen to Brand New? No, but you nailed me, lady. Utterly skewered.

Anytime an app asks me if I enjoy using it I say NO even if I do because leave me tf alone fr

Unironically and earnestly think Tom Sandoval should play Batman I think he’d be phenomenal #tomsandoval #thetraitors #brucewayne #batman

Fox sidelining Bobs Burgers for being the most queer-coded show on TV 100% I will fight you over this 😤 or anything what are you mad about #bobsburgers #fox #queer #fight

Sometimes my cat makes this face where he looks exactly like John Turturro but he always stops when I get the camera out and I don’t want to ask him to do it on command because as an actor I know how annoying that can be. #actor #cats #johnturturro

Heard an old timey phone ring in this cafe and I looked over expecting to see like an old timey rotary phone but then I DID see an old timey rotary phone and realized that I actually wasn’t expecting that at ALL I was still pretty surprised tbh #surprise #rotaryphone #hipster #cafe

Sometimes I can’t tell if a guy is handsome or just has a really nice coat

Decided to get into the news but i always have to start new shows at the very beginning. Hammurabi is kind of problematic tbh but idk he’s on to something can’t wait to see where it goes #informed #knowledgeispower

@nytimes.com @nytgames.bsky.social

I hate the word “sewist” just call me a seamripper it’s about half of what I do anyway

What causes the didn’t-sleep-enough nauseous feeling and why is it the worst 💀

This year I’m thankful for my loving husband, my fulfilling career, and the worm that ate the part of my brain that handles reality. #thanksgiving

Crazy to me that they keep making new TV as if The Nanny doesn’t already exist. We nailed it, people. Everyone relax.