I’m jealous!

You don’t? That’s how I always read it…

She’ll get 1 percent of her high-3 average salary for each year of service. That’s 5 percent of $174,000 or $8,700 a year. I don’t know dad’s high-3 average salary, but I’m willing to bet he made more than $26,353, which would get you the same annual pension for 33 years of service.

She’s a federal employee, same retirement plans as any federal employee. 5 years of service is the minimum to be vested, but the amount of her pension will be based on her years of service. Her pension based on only 5 years will be lower than your dad’s 33 years.

Suspiciously small balls.

I didn’t know the Canadian was half-Japanese. I just assumed he was a Russian from somewhere closer to Mongolia than Moscow.

I had the American and the Russian completely reversed in my head before this new teaser. Oops.

Self care!

Okay, sold, now I want to watch this.

“three sex scenes in every episode” 😳😳😳

Abstract: Turns out two hot men are better than one!

I was bummed to pick a UC over the extremely precious Liberal Arts college I got into, but damn am I glad I didn’t have undergrad debt.

This is 100% how I thought I would dress for work as a grownup. (I’m wearing a hoodie and jeans.)

How is San Rafael getting 13 story apartment buildings and Roosevelt isn’t!?!!

Thank you!

This is my work computer. I can’t change the homepage on my browser, much less change my operating system.

It was intense!

We definitely talked shit about it at the time. But it was before blogs and microblogging. You aren’t going to easily find electronic receipts.