God bless the feces club

Exactly! The dildo leaves you alone, doesn't eat your snacks, and isn't off-putting.

God I love that confidence. Man has no idea.

my time has come

back from twitter boss I'll get on the holes over here

hell yeah homie looks rad as fuck

God damn I'd play this shit so hard

Looks like a strawberries and cream gusher that katamari'd the shit out of all the smaller, less cool gushers.