As in, I don’t want to watch them.

Yes, otherwise it’s a problem not even coffee can fix.

I CAN hear the people sing. Even better once I've had coffee.

"my heart is in the right place, Officer."

I'm sure that's the intent. I guess I just don't have a sense of how huge that contest is in Europe. It seems like there could be other ways to advance Canadian cultural product!

Your sense of time and pitch! And that little sassy shake! Performing is in your BONES!

They are a band getting a lot of buzz right now, so it may have been inevitable that you would get their songs recommended to you, but I guess we also can’t discount the surveillance aspect of our social media.

Haha nope. Those are pretty easy to see for free!

Definitely not.

I love this, because it would incite any decent music student to immediately play the piano aka bring about the exact desired effect of the note 😉

Should I put a sign on the one outside the library that says "Sophie will know?"

(I don't think I will, but maybe she does...)

Absurdity seems to be the name of the game anyway, so why not?